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The Hokage is the strongest ninja in the village, loved and admired by all.
At least that's what they said in the Academy and that's what Naruto believed until his teacher got the job and it turns out being Hokage is a thankless slog of paperwork, compromise, and ending (or starting) the occasional war.
Naruto's been acknowledged, and being a hero's a lot more fun than being a Hokage. He doesn't want the job and it turns out no one else does, either.
Chouji certainly doesn't. He just makes the mistake of answering his doorbell.
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14 May 2026
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Every Mother's Son by Chrononautical for MathIsMagic
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Mar 2023
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When the former Madam Lan hears that the new Sect Leader Lan married a criminal who is kept in the same house where she once lived, she has only one choice. She has to return to Cloud Recesses to rescue Wei Wuxian!
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07 May 2026
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Reality Checks for the Absurdly Wealthy by Elpie (Horribibble)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
31 Jan 2025
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It’s 2 PM on a Tuesday and Jin Zixuan is curled up in the corner of a dingy basement laundry room, tears in his eyes as he struggles to understand why the universe—and this washing machine in particular—hates him.
And then the door squeaks open, and Zixuan’s only reaction is to stuff his face into his stupid quarter-zip like a cashmere fleece turtle.
“Is someone in here, or is the laundry room haunted again?” A man’s voice calls, and it’s almost jarring how friendly it is.“Again?” Zixuan hiccups.
Footsteps on the tile, and then there’s a man frowning down at him with open concern. “Aw, bud. Are you crying? Me too sometimes.” And he pops a squat, right there in front of the sad turtle man, and Zixuan gets a close up of the riot of tattoos on his arms and peeking through the gaping rips in his jeans. “I’m Wei Ying.”
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In which Jin Zixuan gets cut off and is quickly adopted by a pair of heavily-tattooed magpies who teach him how to do things like do laundry, ride the bus, and take control of his own stupid life.
An ode to friendship and emotional support dipshits.
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01 May 2026
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Friendship!!! Is Magic by afrai for Pickitup
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
19 May 2017
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Haruhi said to the stranger, "The food's good, isn't it? Have you tried the small quiches?"
She'd spoken English on the assumption that most people in the room would likely understand it, but when the man turned it became apparent that he was Japanese. Haruhi knew this because she recognised his face. It was the face of Japan's ace skater, Katsuki Yuuri.
"K-K-Katsuki Yuuri-senshu!" Haruhi clapped her hand over her mouth, feeling the blood rise to her face.
"Ah," said Katsuki. He was different off the ice. His spectacles reduced the impact of his eyes, and the shape of his face was somehow softer, less distinctive. "Do I know you?"
Yuuri makes a friend. Viktor hates it.
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29 Apr 2026
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The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect
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29 Apr 2026