Sharktheme112
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It felt like forgetting the words to your favourite song, or taking a bite of your favourite food and realising the taste had grown stale. Usually, Jase lived for this type of thing. Stadium tours were always demanding, but the adrenaline would make her feel like she could keep playing forever. That surge of power, the response from the crowd, the connection she felt to the others up on stage. The way her instrument, the bass guitar, became an extension of her own body, and the way she became an extension of the music. The bond between her and her fellow musicians.
Normally, it was the best feeling in the world. But when the band rounded up their set that night, all Jase could think was 'Oh thank God.'
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Metallica has been on the road for over a year, and touring together with Guns-N-Roses has put everyone on edge. Jase is still being treated as an outsider, Jamie is falling apart after her accident in Montreal, and something has got to give between them eventually.
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While the rest of the band is off to the Bahama's to celebrate their total familial-estrangements, Pickles and Nathan both try their best to reunite with their families for Christmas, and cauterise some old wound. Not everyone has a good time, and when Nathan sees a chance to help his drummer out he takes it.
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“Yeah, it’s going really well with Abigail. We’re probably going to get married. But uhh, she’s a pretty assertive lady. And she wasn’t super impressed with how I did when we... Got it on.” Nathan flushed. “So I was wondering if you had any tips, or something?"
Pickles looked up at Nathan surly, not that the guy would actually notice. Wouldn’t even look him in the eye, that goddamn coward. He took a long, hard swig of his drink while he weighed his words.
“You should try blowing on it. Chicks love it when you blow on it.”
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When Nathan comes looking for advice of a certain nature, an embittered Pickles decides to take revenge. It all comes back to bite him eventually.
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Izzy Hands, like all classic pirates, develops a relationship with alcohol over the years that we will kindly describe as 'questionable.' A series of vignets that explore addiction, and the possibility for love and affection beyond it.
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To look right through (to the other side) by Sharktheme112
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Oct 2023
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Edward handed Stede his spyglass and pointed him towards the ship. “Here, check it out.”
“I see a lot of canons” Stede mumbled, uneasily. “Hand the spyglass to Izzy,” Edward said, without acknowledging that Izzy was, in fact, standing right next to him. Izzy ignored it, focussing instead on finding whatever Edward had seen that got him so riled up.“Fuck me, that’s Sam Bellamy’s crew, isn’t it?”
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It's been a few weeks since the Kraken's reign ended, but the relationship between Edward and Izzy remains completely fractured. When an old acquaintance shows up, Izzy is forced to decide between leaving the Revenge and trying to salvage what's left of them. Also featuring some ahistorical flashbacks, a Captain Stede Bonnet who is trying his best, and quite a bit of homoerotic sword fighting
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I (39M) got stabbed twice today and now I want a divorce. Help?
Or: the one where Eddie is on Reddit.
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25 Feb 2026
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pick it all up and start again by neptune (poseidon)
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock (TV)
21 Jan 2017
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It’s simple physics – ice melts.
Mycroft really should’ve known better.
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16 Jan 2026
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The contrast is sharp between the cold of the back room and the light and cigarette smoke coming from the top of the stairs. They hear the roars of laughter. Almost smell the testosterone, as if the doors are threatening to fall in on them and expose their insecurities to the world. And no one will care.
But Lars cares, and she hopes James can see that.
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or, two girls and a conversation.
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05 Oct 2025
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How the night might have gone, if Roy had played the part of Jen's imaginary husband at her school reunion.
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23 Sep 2025
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Roy ruins all her relationships. It's all his fault. It's always his fault.
Originally uploaded to LJ and FF.net in 2011.
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23 Sep 2025