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[Podfic] The unmitigated power of Aunties by KizuKatana by Sue_MoonsCurse
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Aug 2026
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The unmitigated power of Aunties by KizuKatana
This was a random WangXian brain worm that I woke up with a while back:
The Aunties had always thought Lan Wangji was not interested in relationships and would remain a bachelor forever, very unlike Lan Xichen who'd always had a bit of a roving eye. They were, therefore, surprised but extremely interested to note just exactly where Lan Wangji's eyes were focused when he had approached their food stalls while Wei Wuxian was bent over, laughing. This was the moment they had been waiting for and they would not miss their chance to see Lan Wangji finally settled down!
This is a cleaned up threadfic that I had posted on Twitter, but am moving here since... things are uncertain there LOL.
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“No, listen, both of you,” Sora silenced her husband firmly, “The king’s first concubine has almost the same rights as the queen, she, well, he in this case, would be ranked just as high as an advisor, can sit in on any meeting the king might be in, and there have been many documented cases of concubines acting as advisors in their own right.
It would grant Zoro time to recover, but also give him a purpose, and it would introduce another set of, well another eye on the rest of our court. Another eye that most likely will be overlooked, as concubines tend to be.”Rising in the ranks of his country's military has been Zoro's dream since childhood, but when he loses an eye it seems impossible.
Until the Queen finds a rather strange solution.Based on the "Soldier to Concubine" idea by wizardnuke on tumblr.
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He has never seen Zeff without his chef’s uniform or the casual long sleeved shirts he has been wearing on the boat over the last week. It suddenly hits him that he has never thought about how his sailing background could have left signs. In this case, tattoos. He can’t decipher what they are from this distance, but they are there; small specks of colour on his broad shoulders and arms.
Arms that flex when the chef grabs his towel and begins to dry himself off as he shuffles back. It’s all rough movements, small annoyed grunts when he needs to stretch just a little harder to grab one end of the cloth to dry his back, making the hairs pull away from his skin and stand up in the low temperature of the morning. The chef pulls something towards himself and goes through smooth, practised motions. It takes him standing up for Zoro to understand that Zeff just put on his prosthetic leg.
Zoro feels a shiver run down his spine, and his breathing grows laboured, but he cannot look away.Zoro needs a yacht chef, but the only one available is his best friend's father.
Zeff loves being on a boat again, even if he has to cook for a brat.
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Laudation
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-giving someone a lot of praise-“I knew it, I fucking knew it!” Curly is pacing the kitchen a few days later, seemingly trying to pull out his own hair. “I should have said no when he asked, I mean I know you have a thing for DILFs, why would my dad be different?”
Zoro slurps his beer pointedly. “Not my fault your dad’s hot. He into guys now or what?”
“ARRRGHGH,” with a loud, frustrated scream, Sanji turns around and storms into his room. Not giving an answer, which is disappointing. Though, if Zoro has no chance, there is no way that Sanji would be this fucked up about it.
“Don’t worry, Cook, you wouldn’t even hafta call me daddy!” he screams at Sanji’s room and snickers at the sputters and the loud thoud of something hitting the door.Zoro meets his roommate and best friend's dad in the most awkward situation. What else is a horny man to do than pursue the hot DILF?
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Tell me (Everything) by Sue_MoonsCurse for Balderdashfromafool
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
01 Jul 2024
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The call came when he had just closed his eyes after laying down. It had taken a little bit of time to relax enough to honestly think about going to sleep, but the laziness of the heat before helped.
So, when his phone went off, he was annoyed at first. He could have sworn that sleep had felt so close. It took him a minute to decide against ignoring the ringing, roll over and blindly feel for the phone, bringing it up to his face. The moment his fingertips hit the smooth plastic of the phone’s cover though, heat ran down his spine, while his fingers felt like they had been dipped in ice water. A slight tug at his right pinkie made his eyes go wide.Zoro and Sanji are soulmates. That in itself is not a huge deal.
The falling into bed together since last year and somehow never talking about it is.
It doesn't help that Zoro suddenly finds himself burdened with other problems as well.
They really should just talk about it.
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When Jiang Yanli joins Jiang Cheng in visiting Wei Wuxian at the Burial Grounds, the two brothers are on the verge of cutting ties forever — until Jiang Yanli has a better idea. Wei Wuxian doesn't need to leave the sect. He needs to get married, and she has the perfect Sect Leader in mind.
When Lan Wangji is invited to come along on Wei Wuxian's visit to the Unclean Realm to spend time with his new betrothed, Nie Mingjue, he agrees — even though his heart is breaking. How else is he ever going to see Wei Wuxian again?
When Nie Mingjue welcomes Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji into his home, he realizes two things very quickly: 1.) They clearly want each other so badly they can barely stand it, and 2.) Nie Mingjue is Into That.
(In which arranged marriage to Nie Mingjue solves just about everyone's problems)
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01 Sep 2026
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[Coldread of] The Way of the Golden Lotus by DizziDreams by AuntieIroh
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Mar 2026
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Wei Ying would never forget the day he first met Wheatgrass Guy. He had been rotating the stock of bananas, cleaning out the over-ripe ones to move to the bargain bin, when it had happened.
“Excuse me. Where can I find the wheatgrass?”
“End cap, row four -- ” Wei Ying started to answer. And then he saw him. Standing there in his flowy white tunic and his pale blue linen pants, as if that was a thing that people did. Who did that? Was it legal to do that? Wei Ying thought not.
“Thank you,” Wheatgrass Guy had said, his startlingly light eyes boring into him.
“No problem,” Wei Ying had managed. “Let me know if you need help with bananas.”
Wei Ying should not be allowed to speak. Who had entrusted him with words?
“I will let you know if I need any help,” Wheatgrass Guy had said graciously, and Wei Ying thought that this guy was too good, too amazing, too kind, letting it slide like that -- “with bananas.”
Oh.
Oh no, that was worse.
Wheatgrass Guy was kind of a bitch.
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The Martial Arts AU, wherein JC/WWX co-parent, Jin Ling suffers through being raised by his uncles, and WWX/LWJ fight their way through some mutual attraction toward a happy ending.Bookmarked by Sue_MoonsCurse
22 Aug 2026
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Waiting for Spring by thievinghippo
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jan 2023
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18 Aug 2026
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How to embed audio content on AO3, plus a skin to make audio players automatically size right.
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16 Aug 2026
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[Coldread of] Castle in the Wastes by ailuridae by AuntieIroh
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
25 Jul 2026
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The rumors have been going around for weeks now. Even Lan Wangji, who never pays attention to gossip, has heard it, filtering up through the rafters of the store to where he sits in the alcove, digging through the books of magic. The moving castle is back, they whisper, in low voices, in the bookstore his brother runs. On the hills above the city, there’s a castle that crawls like a centipede, made of black brick. Smokes pours from its chimneys. He’s here, they whisper. Wei Wuxian. The demonic cultivator, in his moving castle, roaming around the Yiling Wastes.
Howl's Moving Castle AU
Podfic of Castle in the Wastes by ailuridae (abigailnicole).
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12 Aug 2026