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Guillermo dropped the broom halves and deflated back into a submissive familiar. He backed away, his hands shaking and his gaze lowered.
It was the perfect opportunity to strike. Slayer or not, Guillermo's reflexes were no match for a vampire. With the element of surprise, even a baby vampire could kill him. Rip out his heart. Snap his neck. Crush his skull.
Nandor did none of these things. He just stared at the either extremely dumb or extremely loyal vampire hunter as he droned on family, gaps in resumes, and leaving.
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In which Nandor asks a few more questions after Carol dies and comes up with a questionable solution to his vampire hunting tendencies.
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The newest monster in the basement by Sunshine_Pop
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 Nov 2021
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“You bloody stupid donkey! Show him some respect!” Nadja yelled, before switching to a whisper. "At least until he unties us, then we should kill him.”
"We can't kill him! He saved us! And the house is still filthy," Nandor whispered back.
"That's a good point, my darling. We should wait till he cleans the house, then kill him," Laszlo injected.
"You know, I can still hear you. The stage is really good at carrying sounds, and all of you still have microphones on.”
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Birds of a Feather (We should stick together) by NamiThorne08
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Robin (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics)
02 Jan 2026
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Tim let his mother wrap his wings for the gala. She always did it tighter for special occasions. Making sure it wouldn’t come undone so Tim couldn’t “Disgrace the Drake name” more than he already had.
His wings almost always hurt from being bound all the time, but when they were wrapped this tightly? He knew he was in for a world of pain later.
He didn’t voice this to her though. Maybe he would have when he was younger, less experienced, and more of a burden. But now? He knew better.
He knew way better.
He let his mother dress him and get him ready, he let her put makeup on his bruises and under his eyes, he let her do his hair.
“Timothy, today we have something very important for you to do okay? I’m not going to tell you yet, but you must be on your best behavior, and you must listen to me and your father.”
or; The Tim Drake centric, Bird Hyrbid, Batfam fic, where Jack and Janet Drake are abusive assholes and Bruce Wayne never knew that there was a hatchling living next door, much less one that was biologically his. Jason's just happy not to be the youngest anymore, and Dick? He wants so badly to protect this baby bird from a world that doesn't deserve him.
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After Drake Industries takes a big hit, Jack and Janet Drake send their son to stay with Bruce Wayne. They assume that he will understand that they are trying to sell Tim to him in exchange for him helping their company. Bruce mistakes the Drakes constant insinuations of comparing Tim to Dick and Jason as them possibly wanting Bruce to adopt Tim. Tim knows everything that is going on, and does not want his whole life to fall apart when Bruce eventually realizes that his parents were trying to pimp him out, so he stays quiet. But after bonding with Jason and Dick, he finds it hard to convince himself that his parents are worth it.
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Blood is thicker than water by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022)
20 Jun 2022
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"Janet..."
"So you came back from your travel to Asia."
"You don't seem happy."
"Well, if you had stayed there another year, I could have taken over the company."
"I'm sorry to slow down your husband's rise in society."
"Oh, don't worry. You've accustomed me to disappointments."
There was a long pause, then Bruce said, "I heard you had a baby while I was gone."
Janet's voice went cold, "Timothy doesn't concern you."
"I'm his uncle. "
"Timothy has no other relatives," and she hung up.
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Janet Drake is Bruce's older sister and Batman finds a way to kidnap his nephew. Accidentaly.
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Birdwatching by Asidian
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
27 May 2026
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He spots the robin on a tree branch maybe thirty feet away, and Tim, grinning, goes to adjust the settings on the binoculars.
It's exactly then that he realizes what's behind the bird.
Because from here, on the third story and at just this angle, there's no treeline to block his view. Behind the little robin singing on its branch, he can see the Wayne family manor, clear as anything, close enough that it almost feels like he could reach out and touch it. One of the windows on the downstairs floor is open, and it's draped with light curtains that float softly in the breeze. A moment later, a different sort of Robin bounds into view, sans mask, grin wide and bright.
Tim flinches back as though burned.
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Tim's Not So Sweet Weekend by TimDrakeIsMyPatronus
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
15 Oct 2025
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In which Tim almost dies (again) under Jack's supervision, which somehow leads to Jason Todd coming home.
WT Day 12: Withholding Medical Treatment
WT Day 13: Never Enough
WT Day 14: "In the end, it's worthwhile"
WT Day 15: "You can take a break, if you just tell me that it hurts"Series
- Part 11 of Whumptober 2025
- Part 2 of Diabetic Tim Drake
