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    “Tsushima Shuuji,” Chuuya reads out loud. “A bright, optimistic young man with a pep in his step and a zest for life. Hang on–is this referring to you?”

    “Unfortunately,” Dazai laments, sighing dramatically. “You just got away with ‘science nerd’ and ‘soccer player,’ but I’m supposed to be an artist! I hate art! It’s useless!”

    “Shut the fuck up. That’s not the problem here. You? A ‘zest for life?’ Looking forward to each new morning? Hah! Rimbaud would sooner come back to life.”

    Dazai turns to Chuuya with the barest facsimile of a smile painted over his lips.

    “I,” he says sweetly, “am going to gut you open like a fish.”

    Dazai and Chuuya are seasoned mafiosos at the ripe old age of almost-seventeen. They’ve fought gang wars, interrogated prisoners, and done all manner of unspeakable things. Now, they face their greatest challenge yet: going (undercover) to a real high school. With regular teens (who may or may not be desperately trying to get them to kiss).
    One thing’s for sure: this school is unprepared for the absolute calamity that is Double Black.

    Written for the SKK Big Bang 2022 feat. art by videogamelover99 & beta'ed by Airini.

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    26 May 2026

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    25 May 2026

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    the clueless but well-intentioned foxes take it upon themselves to try set andrew and neil up.

    you can imagine how well that goes.

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    20 May 2026

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    Neil Josten has recently moved in with his two boyfriends, exy celebrities Andrew Minyard and Kevin Day, and things are...fine. They're great. Perfect actually. Except for the fact that Neil doesn't feel like he belongs - in his boyfriend's penthouse suite OR their relationship. Whereas Andrew and Kevin are perfect, he just...isn't.

    Maybe it's the way Andrew and Kevin literally picked him up off the street and swept him into the comforts of their world. Maybe it's the large, looming secret that hangs over his head, shadowing his every move. Maybe it's because he can't even stand to look at himself in the mirror, so why would anyone else?

    Or maybe it's because he knows he's nothing...and he's just waiting for them to figure it out too.

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    20 May 2026

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    Neil's been on his feet for the last thirty-six hours. His leg is aching, his interns are all idiots, his charge nurse thinks he should've gone home hours ago, but Neil can't bring himself to leave the knowing chaos of the ER.

    He tells himself he'll see one more patient. One more, then he'll clock out.

    Except, Neil's last patient of the day turns out to be a professional exy player, who's just punched another doctor, might be hiding some knives, and seems determined to notice everything Neil is trying to hide.

    And, well - maybe Neil doesn't want to hide from one Andrew Minyard.

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    Neil is an emergency physician and Andrew is a pro exy player who keeps finding himself in Neil's ER. Oblivious flirting ensues.

    Kevin's there too. Just...being Kevin.

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    07 Apr 2026