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The money he'd stolen from Hydra has almost run out when he finds a black piece of card stock with blocky capital letters stapled to a telephone pole:
FUNNEL NO. 9
DO YOU HAVE KNIFE SKILLS?
WE NEED YOU
And then below, there's a phone number.
Knife skills? I have knife skills, he thinks. That part is pretty self-explanatory, though he has no idea what Funnel No. 9 could mean. He doesn't really want to get back into the hitman business, but needs must, and Bucky Barnes is a practical man.
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The Rise of Corroded Coffin and the Fall of Steve Harrington by AnnetheCatDetective
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
30 Sep 2022
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Eddie's life is turning around and Steve is completely normal about it.
... right?
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03 May 2026
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All he'd ever known was the softness of laundered bedsheets, trimmed bikini lines, fruity perfumes doused onto the beating pulse of fragile-necked girls.
But this? It was unlike anything he'd ever experienced. It reeked of sweat and cheap pot, his back was aching from the stained linoleum floors, he was miserably aroused at the thought of the town freak making a mess of himself. It was dirty, perverted.
Why did he like it so much?
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30 Apr 2026
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he said, there’s a paradise beneath me (she said, am i supposed to bleed) by voxofthevoid
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types
28 Mar 2022
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“If you kiss me like that, Rogers, you’re gonna have a hard time convincing me you want to fuck me.”
“Can’t have that,” Steve says and—
And the fucker bends Bucky back like this is a goddamn romcom and kisses the everloving shit out of him.
Bucky doesn’t think he reciprocates all that well. Yeah, he remembers the bare bones of how to smash mouths, but it’s been a long time, it’s been seventy years, and even the cocky shit he used to be wouldn’t be able to do more than cling to Steve and gasp against his mouth because the mad motherfucker is holding him parallel to the floor like Bucky’s not nearly three hundred pounds of muscle and metal.
Steve breaks the kiss, and Bucky’s left panting in the aftermath, but Steve’s not much better off, breathing hard with dark eyes and wet lips.
“Convincing enough?” Steve asks between rough breaths.
Bucky just stares at him. He thinks he’s in love.
That’s when Steve tries to straighten up, loses his balance, and sends the two of them crashing to the floor in a painful tangle of limbs.
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And they were roommates.Series
- Part 1 of some sweet violent urge
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13 Jan 2026
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enemy of mine, i'll fuck you like the devil by voxofthevoid
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types
02 Oct 2019
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He cuts an impressive figure, built like a monster truck and old enough to be Bucky’s father, with silver hair and beard, wrinkles at the corner of his eyes, and a face that could be genial but might as well be made of marble as he peers down at Bucky.
“Agent Barnes,” the man says, voice deep and rumbling. “It’s good to finally meet you.”
There’s so much drama in that one line that Bucky can’t hold back a smile.
“Of course it is,” he says lightly. “I’m a hot commodity these days.”
It’s not flirting, because Bucky doesn’t flirt with men who plan to rip out his fingernails or beat his ribs in or whatever the fuck these villain types do these days. It’s been a while since he got caught, and well, it’s easier to grin and banter than to ponder over his fate. The man just blinks and, in a move unexpected enough to raise the hairs on Bucky’s nape, runs his cool blue eyes down the length of Bucky’s body, clad only in a compression shirt and boxer-briefs that leave nothing to the imagination.
“I can see that,” he says. “Only thing you got going for you, isn’t it?”
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First meetings imagined anew and fantasies given flesh.Series
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