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  1. Public Bookmark 76

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    “Lucifer Morningstar, just the man I was looking for!” Alastor interrupted swiftly, lest he start drooling over the smell of Lucifer wafting out of the doorway.

    “What?” Lucifer tilted his head sideways, cute, eyes narrowed in suspicion, “I don’t remember ever telling you where I live, how the hell-”

    “Why, I’m hurt you forgot you gave me your address!” Alastor gestured dramatically, hand to his chest in mock offense.

    Lucifer smiled apologetically, scratching the back of his head like a cheesy cartoon protagonist, “Did I? Sorry about that, bud. Uh, I’d let you in, but I’m actually about to go pick up Charlie from her after school program. Maybe another time, but I gotta go!” And with that, the door closed, shutting Alastor out before he had a chance to bid his fake farewell.

    Well. All in a day’s work, as they say.

    Or: Alastor is a vampire and his next meal won't invite him inside no matter what he does.

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    22 Aug 2026

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    *slaps roof of series* This bad boy can fit so much unhinged nonsense in it!

    Including (but not limited to):

    - RadioApple
    - Swapping POV
    - Low stakes, lighthearted hijinks
    - Idiots falling in love
    - Elements of BDSM

    Started as a oneshot, but has gotten wildly out of hand. *gestures helplessly to word count*

    Series title inspired by All Eyes On Me by OR3O.

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    21 Aug 2026

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    The world has changed much since the time Sukuna had existed over a thousand years ago. Before ravaging it, Sukuna wants to experience what this new world has to offer, to enjoy the simple pleasures of being alive. And if most of his attention gets pulled by the arrogant Six Eyes user of this generation, then so be it.

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    14 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 77

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    The Misadventures of Alastor and a modern little girl (Shenanigans Ensue)

    1- First Impressions and New Opportunities, an unwitting act of desperation brings Alastor to the basement of a little girl in a soulless suburb
    2- Market Trips, Heart Attacks and Life Advice, after solving an almost-calamity for Josie-Jane, Alastor decides to do some due diligence and provide his ticket to the living world some life lessons
    3- Happy Birthday Josie-Jane, Josie spends her ninth birthday gallivanting around New York collecting souls and making memories
    4- The Josie-Jane Broadcasts, Josie-Jane uses her birthday gift to spread a little joy through hell
    5- The Winner Takes It All, Alastor is invited to the finals of Josie-Jane’s dance competition and finally sees behind the curtain into the lives of The Sulastris
    6- What Has God Done For Me Lately?, Josie-Jane is visited by Heaven’s newest cherub with a message from her uncle— she gives the new cherub a cold introduction to humanity
    7- Double Duty for Double Digits, for Josie-Jane’s 10th birthday, Alastor enlists the help of a few familiar faces

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    04 Aug 2026

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    The man grinned a crocodile's grin. His teeth were sharp like one too and incredibly realistic. He must have gotten them from somewhere expensive.

    Melanie cleared her throat. "Um, can I help you?"

    "Why, yes! I am parched, darling, simply parched." His voice dripped with old fashioned charm, like Cary Grant or Orson Welles, but there seemed to be a filter playing over it, as if he were broadcasting through a radio. He grinned his crazy grin and leaned against the counter. "What is this fine establishment you have here? Got any whiskey? Giggle juice?"

    "Sir, this is a Starbucks."

    (Or: Alastor walks into a Starbucks and discovers something new about himself. The denizens of hell soon join him. Chaos ensues.)

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    03 Aug 2026