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Nothing Matters by Turtlehermit13
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 Jun 2026
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Your shift at the bar was supposed to be easy. But of course nothing in your life has ever been easy.
You meet a mysterious and beautiful woman during the chaos of your shift.
“I’m not most people.” the woman says with a small smile returning to her lips. “I think you and I have more in common than you would think.”
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Yang's untouchable; Blake's anything but. The first time they meet can't be the first at all, not with Yang lighting up every billboard on the Sunset Strip and Blake's voice crooning through the radio regardless of the station, not when every motion of Yang's is achingly familiar and every turn of Blake's mouth leads like a staircase. It's Hollywood, and Yang's spent years learning how to get exactly what wants her - Blake's spent years running from it.
If I could, Blake says, I'd kiss you right now.
If I could, Yang says, I'd let you.
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20 Jul 2025
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The woman cants a curious head and has the audacity to grin, “Funny way of saying thank you.”
“I’ll give no thanks to a Selûnite!”
“Ah,” The woman taps the side of her nose and nods to some silent thing not spoken, “you picked up on that quickly. Congrats to your dark mistress for raising such a gifted war dog.”
A Selûnite Paladin and a Shar Cleric
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16 Mar 2026
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AU: Blake Belladonna was bad luck. At least, this was Adam’s excuse when their crops began to fail. She was a curse, he liked to say. She began to dread each moment spent alone with him, and how quickly his eyes would flash with anger. Blake wasn’t a superstitious woman, but after a while, it was hard not to feel like she was cursed. Maybe he had a point.
But curses weren’t the only superstition in their village. One night, Blake heard a sweet song echoing through the valley. Blake had never heard of a banshee before, but she couldn’t believe that such a beautiful song could be an omen of death. There had to be more to it than that. So it was refreshing, to meet someone who agreed with her.
“You know,” Yang remarked, tilting her head thoughtfully. “You almost make me want to sing.”
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- Part 1 of Banshee
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18 May 2026
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The Silver Queen and the Lady in Green by WanderingFan
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
07 Apr 2024
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Welcome to most AU to ever AU (some weird bastard hybrid of high fantasy and sci-fi).
Alicent comes from the most patriarchal nonsense world imaginable, and her planet (Westeros) began a war with Rhaenyra’s planet (Valyria) because Criston Cole is a homophobic ass.
Following the war’s end, Rhaenyra realizes during treaty negotiations that Alicent (Cole’s fourth wife) is living her worst married life, and so demands that Alicent remain on Valyria as a sign of goodwill.
Alicent is scared out of her mind (Rhaenyra gained a terrifying reputation during the war) and traumatized beyond belief.
Rhaenyra is determined to show Alicent that she isn’t a threat (while also dealing with her own baggage on the side).In short, this is a hurt/comfort, eventual romance slow burn wherein Alicent finally gets some therapy and Rhaenyra just wants to hug her and wrap her up in a warm blanket (as do we all).
They will eventually fall in love.
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Rhaenicent set on a world I’ve spent the past 20+ years building because I have no life or chill.Series
- Part 1 of The Silver Queen Verse
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15 Aug 2024
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The Poet and the Quarterback by angstydisaster
Fandoms: Hawkeye (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Oct 2024
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“They would be a lucky bastard to be able to be with someone like you.”
“Someone like me?”
“We’ve been best friends since we were in elementary school, ‘Lena. I know you. Trust me, they’d be lucky.”
Of course her childhood friend, her best friend, would be obliged to say that.
That’s what they’re supposed to do.
It doesn’t mean anything else.
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or Yelena starts receiving love poems from a secret admirer while battling the fact that she’s in love with her childhood best friend (High School AU)
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- Part 1 of The Poet and The Quarterback
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04 Oct 2024