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What, You Pregnant or Something? by Anonymous
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
26 May 2026
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Naoya Zen’in is an alpha.
And alphas don’t get pregnant.
So whatever this nausea, the aversions and the cravings are, it’s obviously a mistake.
So he takes a pregnancy test as a joke. It’s not so funny anymore.
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Or : the one where the arrogant alpha gets pregnant due to a rare defect in the Zen’in bloodline.
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26 May 2026
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"But just think about it, Shidou. He has never looked at a woman in his life—"
"He hasn't looked at anyone. That's autism at this point."
"—and now comes someone who gets him all riled up in a matter of 3 minutes. That's awesome!"
"Bachira, they bumped into each other."
"That's how every great story starts, don't you read fanfiction?"
"I do! But this isn't AO3, this is our best friend. You can't go and play the author just because you want to."
"Oh, please. Where did your fun stroke go?"
"Lecture was shit."
"And now?"
"And now... I don't think I'll be mentally available for your mind games for a few days."
"Booo! In a few days it'll all be wasted, we gotta act now."
"Ok, then. What's the plan?"
"We'll play cupid."
"I got that. Elaborate."
"The eyes, chico. They never lie."
"Oh, come on!"
"I'm dead serious! Did you not see how they looked at each other!?"
"You'll end up dead, if he catches wind of this!"
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OR: Bachira and Shidou decide the time has come for Rin to get A Boyfriend (the boyfriend in question being Isagi Yoichi)
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04 Apr 2026