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Scott measured sex in single digits. Two weeks in a warm country. Five minutes in a bathroom stall. An hour in a hotel bed, maybe two, a luxurious three. One eye on the door, every time. A clock ticking, counting down the minutes until it wasn't safe anymore, until he wore out his welcome, until his flight home.
Until Kip.
For woodenducks, who wanted Scott getting fingered into oblivion. Please enjoy as Kip blasts him into space.
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love is not a spherical cow; you still have to deal with the friction by azarias
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
25 Jan 2026
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Scott Hunter said in the voice of sweet reason, "It's not a big deal."
Oh. That answered Kip's questions.
"You. Fucking. Asshole."
Scott was still reeling when Kip grabbed his jacket and his shoes and stormed out.
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- Part 2 of Cohabitance
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Scott discovers you can have an orgasm and a nervous breakdown at the same time.
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- Part 1 of Cohabitance
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Dick Grayson shows up at Midnighter's place in the middle of the night — and not for any of the fun reasons! Can Apollo, leftover noodles, and a box of hair dye save the day? And what's going down at the Metropolis Waffle House?
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Five Times Andy Froze to Death (or maybe she didn't) by azarias
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
26 Jan 2024
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Five cold nights in a long life.
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Viserys the Ancient by JuliantheUnknown
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, House of the Dragon (TV), Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
05 Jul 2026
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Despite his illness, Viserys Targaryen continues to live and people begin to forget what everybody was so mad about in the first place.
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03 Sep 2026
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i want us both to eat well by peglarpapers
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
25 Jun 2026
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“Not so strange,” Rocky says mildly. “Back in not-so-distant past Eridian eat other Eridian all the time. Top of food chain. After natural disaster, war, not so much else to eat. Ecosystem delicate, especially if carnivore, especially if big. 🎵🎶 good thing to have to fall back on.”
“Cannibalism,” I manage to get out.
“New word. Cannibalism.”
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- Part 1 of xenopophagy
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25 Aug 2026
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The Nature of a Fixable Problem by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
18 Aug 2026
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Adrian knows that everything is solvable if you break it down into the right sequence of steps.
The abrupt return of their long-dead partner in an alien spaceship has brought with it a series of absurd, worrying and even dangerous problems, but they're confident they can see the solution even if nobody else can.
They just need to make the alien fall in love with Rocky.
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24 Aug 2026
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Emergency Back Up Goalie by Hayley Mercury (SnarledCello)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
24 Aug 2026
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“Excuse me, David Hollander? Can you come with us please?”
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How David Hollander became an EBUG for the night and ruined his son’s day.Bookmarked by azarias
17 Aug 2026
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rough new prizes by violet_pencil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
05 Mar 2026
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You are not supposed to smoke when you have badly bruised ribs. You are not supposed to strain yourself by doing too much. You are not supposed to go right back to the exact same thing that hurt you and keep doing it until you can't take the pain any more or something snaps. These things are contraindicated.
The team doctor explained all this to Ilya wearily, with a look that said he already knew Ilya would do all these things. Oh, and one more thing— you are not supposed to lie down for a long time and not move, by the way, so don't do that either.
Unfortunately, these are the four main things that Ilya was planning on doing for probably the rest of his life after breaking up with Shane, so... that's just great. Good to know.
(or: "After the MLH awards, in June..." Ilya needs to talk to Scott Hunter. He goes to the Kingfisher.)
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03 Aug 2026