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Maybe it was foolish of you to think the parents would be the only ones to take notice of Moon’s reinstatement as the Naptime Attendant. The Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizza Plex was known to attract story-hungry press in the past, the band members had warned you of as much, but something told you this wasn’t your typical nosy reporter.
You never thought it’d be an issue, being only a low-level jack of all trades employee and all, but now you’ve been promoted to being the Daycare Attendant’s “assistant”, and you can’t help but notice the feeling of eyes is more persistent than before.
And that was before those eyes tried to follow you home.
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“It’s a preexisting condition,” Jon explains, sipping more bitter tea. “I sort of got—hm. You know Spiderman?”
Tim raises an eyebrow.
“Heard of him, yeah.”
Jon nods, studying his tea.
“It’s sort of like that,” he says. “A spider killed and ate me when I was a child, and now I can’t stay dead.”
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Resurrection isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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31 Mar 2026
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Have You Ever Heard of Asexuality? (Take this Zine) by Never_Ending_Procrastination
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28 Mar 2026
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To be perfectly clear, Jon wasn’t a prude. He didn’t look down on people because they had sex—it was a natural, biological instinct. He understood that judging such an instinct would be like judging someone for needing to urinate, or for menstruating. It wasn’t something he judged.
However, it was something he didn’t fully understand.
AKA Jonathan Sims grappling with asexuality throughout his life. As expected, the prickliest, most insecure man alive certainly deals with it in Interesting Ways.
AKA AKA An Asexual authors candid writings on asexuality.Series
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29 Mar 2026
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The Panopticon is destroyed, and Jon awakes in Artefact Storage exhausted, disoriented, and alone-- the only sign Martin was there at all is the knife wound oozing blood from his chest.
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Jon wakes up in the archives in early 2016.
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14 Feb 2026
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It was easier to treat Jon like a monster when he wasn’t shivering against his back, brokenly humming—wait, was that…
“Are you trying to do ‘Hey, Jude’?” Tim demanded.
Jon stopped, stiffening. “Mm hrmh mm mmh hm,” he said defensively.
“You really can’t hold a tune, can you, boss?”
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It was just an ordinary walk to a restaurant. Tim had insisted that if they were going to talk, there would be no tape recorders or weird Archives ghosts listening in. A bit of fresh air wouldn’t kill him, Tim had said. What could go wrong?
By the time Jon spots the white delivery van, it’s much too late.
The Stranger kidnaps Jon. Tim comes along for the ride.
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09 Feb 2026
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i don‘t understand botticelli (but i‘d like to understand you) by Anonymous
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24 Jan 2026
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Jon and Martin‘s conversations are nothing more than polite small talk in the teachers’ lounge. They don‘t have much else to say and generally avoid each other‘s presence.
Until a staff member falls ill right before the school‘s trip to Florence, and Jon is forced to tag along.
5 days in the heart of the Renaissance: Grading papers, running through museums, and trying to put a name to this weird tension between them.
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Beautiful jmart art/history teacher au. Made me feel and think and relate to many many things