callmepoison
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The world saw one pandemic and didn't take it seriously.
This starts in much the same way; it's just the flu 2.0 all over again, the naysayers say. An infection that spreads through respiratory droplets, through saliva, through physical contact, through bites, slowly killing the host from the inside out. Except the fatality rate is sky high, and for the infected, death isn't the end-
It's the beginning.
In a new horrifying world, you're just trying to survive. You might not have made it very far, if not for your guardian angel. Your terrifying angel, who looks as if he's death itself.
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A plague sweeps the land, and Ellen realizes they're not just dreams.
OR: the modern AU that is slightly more empowering, but with similar levels of monster-fucking for the girlies.
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Fitzjames takes the opportunity to get to know Mr. Goodsir a bit better before they get to Greenland. (The cravat comes off.)
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Includes "molusca" and "meecroscopes," oh my! Little bit of preslash if you squint!
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Hung Scot Can’t Hold Himself Back, Huge Oneshot (Girlfriend POV) by callmepoison
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
21 Dec 2024
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Huh, you think. It must be a typo. Still, you’re intrigued none-the-less. You click on the link.
OR: The author meditates on the role of loneliness and self-insertion in modern media, Johnny does porn, and you…you’re just along for the ride.
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strangeness & charm by callmepoison
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types
12 Nov 2024
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Emmrich and Rook perform a séance.
OR: Mourn Watcher Rook gets an actual backstory, and the graveyard date gets a bit of an upgrade.
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Ragnhilda, a desperate, horny Nord Dragonborn, summons a Dremora to help ease some tension. But their encounter leaves her with more than she bargained for.
Bookmarked by callmepoison
07 Oct 2026
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To Temper Steel and Tide by oftypewritersandribbons
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
07 Oct 2026
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171 AC, Alyn Velaryon vanished on his sixth grand voyage. A sailor with a wife in every port, he left more behind than anyone knew.
209 AC, Aerion Targaryen is exiled to Lys the Lovely. To him, the city is a gateway to Essos—adventure, glory, and every delicacy a prince might desire.
Aly owns almost nothing. She cleans a temple for food and lodging. Though she does possess one thing, a secret, closely guarded. Every so often, when alone, she unwraps it and looks upon it: black as pitch, streaked through with swirling patterns of grey, like the dark waters around Driftmark. Or so she had been told.
When Aerion notices a curious, out-of-place temple girl, intrigue turns to pursuit—and Aly’s carefully guarded secret becomes the first thing in Lys he cannot simply buy. What follows is a journey through Essos in search of a vanished ship, a lost fortune, and whatever legacy Alyn Velaryon left behind.
“Did you dye your hair?”
“Did I dye my hair?” Aerion spat. “For such insolence, I should take your tongue.”Bookmarked by callmepoison
19 Sep 2026
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“You’re soliciting me, aren’t you?” Ben set his whiskey sour down. The girl scowled, as if she had hoped he would play along, speaking in innuendo. Her flush was so pretty he couldn’t help teasing. “Ah, you are. Why me?”
“You’ve had four whiskey sours and a sad look on your face all night.”Bookmarked by callmepoison
16 Sep 2026
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“You didn’t do anything wrong,” Jack Abbot murmurs, pressing his lips to her forehead, before disappearing back down to the parking lot of her apartment complex. “I’ll be back in an hour. I’ll buzz three times when I’m back—I’m gonna leave my cell at home. Three times, alright? Three times, and only three times.”
Samira nods.
“Three times.”
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Or, Jack Abbot is the guy you call when you need to get rid of a body.
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19 Aug 2026
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Dr. John Shen needs a plus one to a wedding in Hawaii. Night shift suggests lesbian Trinity Santos, her bid: all expenses paid and a ONE (1) blowjob. Day shift counters: Dr. Mel King, no oral sex, all expenses plus incidentals plus she’ll pretend to be his long term girlfriend.
It’s an easy decision.
Fake/pretend relationship.
Bookmarked by callmepoison
19 Aug 2026