celli
Fandoms
- 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS (59)
- Smallville (53)
- Alias (TV) (33)
- Sports Night (29)
- Stargate Atlantis (27)
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
“You have freckles,” he said with delight.
“I have a CPA,” Shane Hollander said without looking up. He reached into his plain black briefcase and retrieved a plain black glasses case, from which he pulled a plain black pair of glasses and put them on.
Ilya palmed his phone and typed without looking. Do you think it’s too soon to propose marriage?
The answer came almost immediately. To your boring tax man? Ilyusha, if you owe the government that much, just flee the country.
Or: a butterfly flaps its wings, and Shane Hollander shows up at Ilya Rozanov's door to do his taxes.
-
Tags
Summary
Jungkook obediently handed over a small stack of cocktail napkins.
"Just once he could use Google Docs or, I don't know, a Post-It note or something," Jeongyeon said, shoving them in her pocket. "We're not in a heist movie."
"We're kind of in a heist movie," Jungkook said.
"Trust me, we're in a romcom, and I'm the spunky best friend."
"That's what the leading lady in a romcom would say, though," Jungkook said.
***
Brother and sister Namjoon and Jeongyeon lead a team of con artists and thieves who set out on a bank heist. They both fall in love while they're at it.
Series
- Part 2 of The Bank of Seoul
-
Tags
Summary
Ilya had expected Shane, as creator of the multi-year plan to get the two of them in the same place, to have had even more plans for the day his move to Ottawa actually happened. Color coded boxes. Room layouts. Maybe a cute little clipboard.
-
Tags
Summary
“Smooth as silk,” Jungkook said with satisfaction as Jeongyeon got to her feet, crouching with the rest of them in the space between the top of the man trap and the lobby ceiling. “Just like Ilsan.”
“Don’t say Ilsan,” Namjoon and Jeongyeon hissed simultaneously.
Jungkook held up both hands, clearly fighting back a laugh. - from The Bank of Seoul
Series
- Part 1 of The Bank of Seoul
-
Tags
Summary
Two days in Vegas and one at the cottage; scenes from a honeymoon. Sequel to "saving myself for marriage," aka the woke up married fic.
Series
- Part 2 of Married in Vegas
Recent series
-
Management Headaches by celli, celli_pods, idellaphod, strangecobwebs
Fandom 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
04 Sep 2025
- Words:
- 4,727
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 1
-
- Words:
- 21,766
- Works:
- 2
-
- Words:
- 5,799
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 79
-
- Words:
- 2,908
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 4
-
celli's crafts by celli
Fandom Black Panther (2018), Dreamcatcher (Korea Band), Hamilton - Miranda, Minecraft (Video Game), ONF (Band), Princess Bride (1987), Schitt's Creek, SHINee, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Wars - All Media Types, The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
23 Dec 2025
- Words:
- 3,112
- Works:
- 6
Recent bookmarks
-
Uh Oh! He's an Oreo by FantasyFabricators, lunarteaspoon, SunbaeScout
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
22 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
A disastrous mishap turns Jimin into a limited edition purple Oreo! Can he survive the sweet tooth of his sour crush, Professor Min Yoongi?!
Bookmarked by celli
21 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
"Well," Jungkook said, staring blankly at the empty chute. "We’ve gotta catch that truck, or we’re going to have to buy a whole lot of Oreos."
-
Tags
Summary
You're in a mini interactive text adventure. You're waiting for a train. Your conductor is called Eames.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,684
- Chapters:
- 23/23
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 69
- Kudos:
- 87
- Bookmarks:
- 13
- Hits:
- 595
Bookmarked by celli
18 Jul 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Robby would be the first to admit his scepticism at Jack's therapist's suggestion that he replace his work with the TEMS team with joining a book club.
Bookmarked by celli
18 Jul 2026
-
Mamushka by OrchidScript
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
Ilya Rozanov was not foremost in Yuna Hollander’s affections at the start. But, eventually, he has come around.
(i.e. Yuna and Ilya take their time to warming up to one another but, as the virtue goes, patience is a virtue.)
____________________Now updating with better Russian language and transliteration!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,189
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 743
- Kudos:
- 6,028
- Bookmarks:
- 1,604
- Hits:
- 65,667
Bookmarked by celli
17 Jul 2026
-
unfair advantage by elumish
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
Ilya leans forward in his chair, deliberately, to put his mouth right next to the microphone.
“Oh wow,” Ilya says brightly. His Russian accent is thicker than usual. “Drapeau must be trying so hard to seduce me. But I am sorry, I am already taken. A one man man, I am.”
Bookmarked by celli
15 Jul 2026