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in·qui·ry:
- A request or search for information.
- An official investigation.
While the United Kingdom investigates the Harold Saxon debacle, Gwen Cooper struggles to understand what Jack Harkness went through during his time away.
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*Un-Time Travels Your Fix-It* by chermit
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
30 Jul 2025
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You already know how the story goes: after dying at the hands of Darth Vader, Obi-Wan Kenobi wakes up in the body of his younger self years before the rise of the Empire. Having been given a second chance, Obi-Wan raises Anakin Skywalker to be slightly less homicidal, stops a number of Jedi from falling and/or dying, prevents the War, reforms the Jedi Order, befriends a Mandalorian or two, curbstomps Palpatine, etc. It takes many years and a few hundred thousand words of being very badass while pretending not to have PTSD around his loved ones, but eventually, Obi-Wan prevents a horrible future that only he knows about and gets a happy ending.
This is not that story.
This is the story of how, just before the grand climax of his time travel fix-it, Obi-Wan Kenobi loses a few decades of his memory, reverting him to the person he was at the age of thirty-six — the first time. Now no one knows about the horrible future Obi-Wan is supposed to prevent, least of all Obi-Wan himself. Whoops.
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Life During Wartime by chermit
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
28 Jun 2025
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Commander Fox has a lot on his plate: managing his Corries, filling out piles of forms, dealing with obnoxious Senators, and not thinking about the way he keeps waking up covered in other people's blood. All that considered, he really doesn't have time to deal with being investigated by the Captain of the 501st and the Head of the Jedi Order for two separate murders he (probably) didn't (want to) commit. But Fox is a soldier, and good soldiers follow orders, so when does he ever get what he wants?
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“If I could swap with you, I would,” Jack tells his brother. Unfortunately, he means it.
(OR: in which Jack Harkness turns left.)
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He jabbed his cigarette butt at the well-dressed man speaking to Lieutenant Columbo and declared, “I will bet you my entire week’s wages that he's our perp.”
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The Way of All Traitors by yellow_caballero
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
12 Mar 2026
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ORDER 66! Millions of men have been waiting their entire lives to fulfill their duty - with varying degrees of success. Marshal Commander Bly embarrasses the Imperial Army by betraying his life purpose and 'rescuing' his girlfriend Aayla Secura and her padawan Quinlan Vos. Captain Rex embarrasses all of Mandalore by failing to assassinate Ahsoka Tano, Darth Vader's infamous Jedi Master. Qui-Gon Jinn embarrasses everybody one last time by sacrificing his life to help Mace Windu escape. Meanwhile, true patriots like Marshal Commanders Neyo and Bacara murder the Jedi gleefully.
Marshal Commander Cody hands over his padawan commander Obi-Wan Kenobi to the Empire without complaint. Obi-Wan Kenobi's death at the hands of his former master Darth Vader will happen in darkness, and the galaxy will come to regret it.
No Chip AU anthology story featuring age swaps, explorations of fascism, and utterly terrible parenting.
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- Part 1 of No Chip AU
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03 Jun 2025
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In all honesty, he should have been expecting it. He was there when boys, not yet men, suffered what was first called shell-shock, then combat fatigue, to the neatly packaged politically correct acronym.
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Full Circle by WeyrWolfen
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars (Marvel Comics)
04 Mar 2025
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Fox had a terrible, sneaking suspicion that the ‘stars’ in this place weren’t actually stars. They were more portals. One of them had to be the one he needed. He just had to keep trying.
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- Part 3 of Beneath the Surface
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09 Mar 2025
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Caveat Emptor by WeyrWolfen
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
09 Oct 2025
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Four hours. Not so long, all things considered.
Four hours during which his highly-trained, highly-competent body was up and wandering around Coruscant, doing kark even knew what, utterly outside of his conscious control.
Fox forced himself to keep breathing slowly and evenly, clamping down on the sick horror that was creeping down his spine. He really ought to be used to this by now. It certainly happened to him enough.
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06 Mar 2025
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King of the Fishing Hole by Ibijau
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time
20 Nov 2019
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Ganondorf owns the Swamp Fishing Hole, a good way to stay near his aging mothers. It's quiet work.
Until the moon starts falling, and an odd child comes visiting.
Bookmarked by chermit
10 Jan 2025