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    A sex tape of Ilya with a girl leaks. Shane reacts normally.

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    13 May 2026

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    "Wow," Ilya says, pinching Shane's nipple. "He really wants it."

    "What?" Goosebumps dots Shane's skin, and he leans further into Ilya, hand coming up to grip his shirt.

    "The guy in the video—the one on his knees," Ilya clarifies. "He's really into it, isn't he?"

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    Shane and Ilya watch the tapes.

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    13 May 2026

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    Outside, bugs swarm around the porch light. A half-moon hangs over the dark swath of lake, spider-spun white daubed across the oil-spill surface. That perfect day on the water was less than a week ago. The scabs on Ilya’s ankle haven’t even healed. He knew the rest of their lives would be an uphill battle; he just hoped they could lie in the grass for a little longer.

    There’s a hitch in Shane’s breath, a catch that brings Ilya’s attention back to him. He’s seen the ice tilt, analyzed the offense, and realization freezes across his face.

    The whistle blows. Ilya’s been caught.

    “You don’t want to figure this out,” Shane says finally. “You want him to billet with you.”

    Last season, Ilya broke his jaw. Next season, he'll break from Boston for Ottawa and a shot at making an impossible relationship work. This season, he breaks every promise he’s ever made.

    (aka the sequel to Alligator Bites Never Heal)

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    07 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    What it says in the title.
    The nth collection of Tumblr drabbles that turn themselves into ficlets.

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    04 May 2026

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    “Are–” Hollander started before gulping. “Are you sure Hunter is heading out?”

    “Yes,” Ilya answered. “He will not know you are here getting fucked by Ilya Rozanov.”

    Hollander rolled his eyes, but he surprised Ilya by not snarking back. Instead, Hollander pressed his hand to the back of Ilya’s head and smashed their lips together.

    This kiss had more heat than any other one they’d shared before. Ilya’s tongue licked into Hollander’s mouth, and Hollander sighed. Ilya could spend all night kissing him, but he also really wanted to fuck him.
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    or: 5 intimate scenes from the series reimagined + 1 new scene not shown in the books

    1. What if they didn’t have to worry about Scott Hunter during the 2011 ASG?
    2. What if Ilya did kiss Shane in Vegas after the NHL Awards?
    3. What if Ilya didn't let Shane leave during the Tuna Meltdown?
    4. What if Shane and Ilya's first time post "I love you's" was also the first time bare?

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    03 May 2026