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are you sick? (with lovesickness!) by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
18 Mar 2026
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“Lan Zhan, my heart beats for you and only for you!” Wei Wuxian lies passionately, flinging himself into the Imperial Censor’s stiff arms.
Lan Wangji, cool and pristine as always, gracefully sidesteps to let Wei Wuxian fall face first onto the stone stairs. The Imperial Censor looks at the fallen Imperial Marshal with disgust barely hidden in those golden eyes, gritting out in a shocking informal—almost callous—manner, “are you sick?”
Wei Wuxian clings to the man’s robes and cries, “yes! Sick in love with you, Lan Zhan!”
(To smoothly investigate the Lan Imperial Censor and his increasing rise in power, Wei Ying tells everyone he's in love with Lan Zhan. Of course, it backfires on everyone involved, especially himself.)
((Or wangxian to the tune of jun you ji fou (is the gentleman sick) by ru si wo wen))
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- Part 1 of danmei to danmei transfusions
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Well, there was only one way left, no matter how distasteful.
Mustering his resolve, Alastor gathered that childish duck-patterned blanket in his hands and pulled.
The resulting wordless screech from the former lump of ugly blankets revealed to be the former King of Eden—now so-called ambassador in Pride City when in fact he was nothing but an exiled monarch—Lucifer Morningstar, was very…satisfying to Alastor.
“Good morning, Your Majesty!” Alastor greeted brightly, the corner of his lips digging into his cheeks, his teeth bared, “I’m your new language and communications expert!”
(or The King's Speech fusion AU nobody wanted but everyone still got)
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Shikamaru knows something happened during Naruto's first C-rank mission.
The first and most obvious clue is that Team Seven comes home all banged up from a supposed simple escort mission and gets sent straight to the hospital, their lauded jōnin sensei included in the harangued dogpile.
Second is that Shikamaru’s old man clams up about the details tighter than he would with an S-rank mission despite Shikamaru and his mom's combined questioning efforts.
And third is, well, Naruto herself.
(or, in a universe where Naruto's born a girl, Minato and Kushina are still alive, and there are certain expectations between the children of Konohagakure’s Yondaime Hokage and his Jōnin Hanchō— Nara Shikamaru still wants to spend his time cloud-watching)
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a child acquired by any other means (would still be as loved) by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jul 2025
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There's a child on Yue Qingyuan's lap.
“Is that uh,” Shang Qinghua squeaks at the room filled with at least half a dozen of quietly enraptured peak lords, too afraid to point with his finger, “Shen-shixiong?”
(Spoiler: No, it is not.)
Series
- Part 4 of danmei oneshots
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achilles, only the dead stay seventeen forever by getou_suguru (dheiress)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
26 Apr 2025
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He looks like a little kid, insouciant and irreverent, smiling at you like that. This is how you want to remember him.
“Winter snow melts into Spring, of course!”
You open your mouth to laugh and laugh and laugh and—
His breath tastes, inexplicably, like spun sugar and honey on your tongue.
(Gojou Satoru is not a God, not yet. But He will be and you think (you know) that you will be the first to kneel in worship and offer Him your blood, your flesh. Build Him a temple inside the circle of your arms until He sinks inside your ribcage, there to dwell safe and sound and beating just for you.)
((Pay attention, now. This is a story about how a boy—the Hallowed one, the enlightenment of all, the one who rose high above others, the one and only—fell.))
Series
- Part 1 of songs about him (and you)
Recent series
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danmei to danmei transfusions by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
18 Mar 2026
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because one danmei isn't enough, we have to fuse it with another one
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songs about him (and you) by getou_suguru (dheiress)
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
26 Apr 2025
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- 10,417
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- 1
- Bookmarks:
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Contemporary Family Affairs by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Mar 2025
- Words:
- 15,832
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 78
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blisters & bedrock by dreamsoverdeath (dheiress)
Fandom Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
04 Feb 2025
- Words:
- 6,372
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- 2
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danmei oneshots by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 镇魂 | Guardian - priest
03 Jul 2025
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- 12,734
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“Oh, wow, yeah, see, this is way better,” Wei Wuxian says. “Jiang Cheng, here, c’mon—”
Jiang Cheng makes a confused noise, then squawks and drops his weight unhelpfully as Wei Wuxian tries to haul him forward by his grasp on Jiang Cheng’s bloodstained belt. “What? No! Are you crazy? I’m not sleeping with Lan Wangji!”
Lan Zhan, who had been striding across the clearing toward them, robes a-swirl, pulls up abruptly like he’s run into an invisible wall.
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It’s Jiang Cheng and Lan Wangji, rather than Jin Zixuan, who arrive at Qiongqi Pass as Jin Zixun is attacking Wei Wuxian. This turns out significantly better than it does in canon!
Unfortunately, during the attack, Jiang Cheng is hit with a curse that can only be healed with magic qi-transferring sex. And since Wei Wuxian, secretly coreless, can’t do it, he’ll just have to persuade Lan Wangji to step up instead.
Bookmarked by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
10 May 2026
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Years ago, when Naruto fled Konoha, Sasuke had desperately tried to halt his retreat. Now, a decade later, Sakura and Sasuke find themselves dispatched as emissaries from the Hidden Leaf Village to negotiate terms with the so-called Demon King—the mantle now borne by their former comrade.
Naruto plays a lethal game with the only two souls who ever mattered to him. But cracking Sasuke’s ice-edged defences might require wielding Sakura as leverage.
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NaruSaku, NaruSasu, NaruSasuSaku, Dark Naruto,
Bookmarked by getou_suguru (dheiress)
06 May 2026
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How To Survive The Weirdest Experience Of Your Life by IncompleteSentanc (Erava)
Fandoms: Naruto
30 Aug 2016
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Obito has lived through the single weirdest experience of his life. Not many could say that they'd gotten crushed by a boulder, had half their body replaced by creepy alien flesh, was promptly held captive for a year by a supposed-to-be-dead Madara Uchiha, was saved by a randomly raiding pack of supervillains, then promptly killed by them, fixed up again, then dumped in a forest, and finally, FINALLY, returned home again.
Yeah.
His life has gotten pretty weird. But he's home, he has his family, and he has hope that someday soon he'll be able to say he didn't just survive the experience - but that he also come out of it pretty okay.
(Sequel to How To Save The World)
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- Part 2 of A How To Guide To Shinobi Life
- Language:
- English
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- 40,041
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 413
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Bookmarked by getou_suguru (dheiress)
28 Apr 2026
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Kakashi gets a rival—he hates him the moment he sees him.
The Uchiha—the kid, the boy, Uchiha Izuna, Kami, he is so young—lashes out at Hashirama and Kakashi’s body moves on its own accord, his blade blocking the incoming attack aimed at his brother, Kakashi's face, unmasked, snarling at the boy’s startled expression.
Kakashi gets a rival.
He wants him dead.Series
- Part 2 of twist 'verse
- Language:
- English
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- 10,574
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by getou_suguru (dheiress)
26 Apr 2026
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They’d made it plain enough at the council table, hadn’t they? “Optimal genetic pairing,” the elders chorused, ink-stained fingers circling her clan’s kekkei genkai records. Uchiha ocular prowess spliced with Uzumaki chakra reserves. A breeding contract swaddled in silk.
Once upon a time Naruto had held her fingers through her clan’s compound gates—until the guards had pried him loose and he had screamed her name into the night. Now, Sasuke stared at the man across their wedding chamber—her husband—his gaze fixed on the tatami’s weave as if meeting her eyes would turn him to stone.
Bookmarked by dreamsoverdeath (dheiress)
26 Apr 2026