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“You've heard all my sex stories over the years. The good, the bad, the ugly. And yet I haven't gotten a single story out of you."
Shane spluttered, cheeks flushing crimson. "Because it's none of your business? What the fuck?"
"Aw, so you don't kiss and tell?" Hayden teased, laughing when Shane's blush deepened. He shoved at his shoulder, trying to wipe the smile from his face. "Relax, dude. I'm only messing with you. You don't have to tell me anything. But, like, we can talk about this shit. Sex, you know. I don't care that it's between two guys. Honestly, it's kind of interesting-"
"Jesus Christ," Shane muttered. "This is not how I thought this was going to go.”
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- Part 1 of Pike’s Guide to Being an Ally
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04 Jan 2026
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Like Real People Do by third_crow for barelyevenhere
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jan 2023
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“Could I get a name for the order?” Marlene asked.
“Serious,” the man replied. “Like the star,” he clarified, and Remus mentally scratched out 'Serious' and rewrote 'Sirius' in his head.
“The… star?” Marlene asked, her pen hovering over the cup as she hesitated.
“S-I-R-I-U-S,” Remus said. He stocked croissants into the display case, not looking up. “The Dog Star,” he added, “brightest star in the sky, actually. Visible from both hemispheres.” When he looked over, the man– Sirius– seemed surprised, his eyebrows raised as Remus spoke, and when Remus finished, he blinked a few times before smiling lopsidedly.
“Er– yeah,” he breathed a laugh. “That.” There was a baby on his hip. Somehow, it had taken Remus a second glance to notice that.
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Or, Remus works as a barista and Sirius comes in every morning with the world's cutest baby, and man, these two just wrote the book on mutual pining, huh?
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- Part 1 of the coffee shop au
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13 Apr 2023
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Teeth. by amour_anguis, regularis_vas
Fandoms: Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2023
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“I never wanted to create a monster!” James yelled, scratchy and hoarse, wide-eyes focused on the pale man in front of him. His hands were shaking as he reeled over the grave mistake he’d made.
“Monster is a relative term, Dr. Potter. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat.” A wry smile crept onto his face, “That is the reality you have created.”
“You didn’t ask for reality, Tom.” He swallowed harshly as he closed his eyes, “You asked for more teeth.”
In which Regulus and Sirius Black take a trip to visit their parents’ new investment: Jurassic World. It’s supposed to be a weekend of business, pleasure, and research, but their vacation takes a deadly turn when the most viscous and intelligently engineered dinosaur on the island breaks out. Now, it's up to a raptor trainer, a scientist, a tour guide, and the pair of brothers to save themselves and the others from an all-out, prehistoric assault; along with the other sinister secrets the owner of the park is hiding.
We do not own any of the rights to the Jurassic World or Harry Potter franchises.
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- Part 1 of TCU (Teeth Cinematic Universe)
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29 Jan 2023
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a chase gives way to mutual obsession, and it's hard to tell where a cat and mouse game starts and ends when both players are the cat. love is certainly nowhere on the table, but is there not something intimate in the desire for someone else's blood on your hands?
or, james works for MI6 and regulus is the assassin he's been tasked to hunt down
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29 Jan 2023
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The Story of Regulus Black - Years 1-4 by wickitywhack
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 May 2021
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Regulus Black, the youngest of the two Black brothers, raised to believe in blood-supremacy and follow their parents without question. When Sirius Black is sorted to Gryffindor, all of the pressure is now weighing down on his very small shoulders. Follow Regulus through the first four years of his journey at Hogwarts - making friends, finding love, and making his fair share of enemies as well, all while trying to uphold the Black family legacy and ignoring the doubts that he has about the Dark Lord.
This is the story of Regulus Arcturus Black.Series
- Part 1 of The Story of Regulus Black
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15 Dec 2022