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“Ms. Potts,” Penny starts, the fear of god in her eyes. “I think I need to talk to you about something.”
And just like that, Pepper knows everything she’s been terrified of is coming true.in which tony is not the man he seems, pepper is doing her fucking best, and penny just wanted more chemicals for her web fluid.
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transgirl harry and the fucking staircases again. yeah its an overdone prompt. no i do not give a fuck. i wrote this for my college creative writing club guys cringe culture is a lie
uh tw. actually there arent any tws really. like small panic attack but not really
fuck jkr all her characters are mine now i ate them i hate that woman so much but the hyperfixation man it fucking GOT me
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may goes off her meds and becomes abusive to peter, hurt/comfort ensues :P this is an rp from me and my friend translated into a fic!
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just another peter parker experienced skip westcott as a child and did not recover fic!
can you tell im projecting lmfao
anyways this is probably going to end up with multiple chapters i dont really have a big plan i just fuck around and find out :3
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take it with a pillar of salt (halt, it’s not my fault!) by eliaspapayas
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Jun 2024
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for some ungodly reason, jon agreed to go out. he would soon learn to regret that decision.
ie: jon goes out and then bad things happen :(
title from 2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye) by will wood
kind of a fill for the prompt on rusty kink:
The archival assistants coax Jon into coming to a pub night with them. Through various circumstances, he ends up left on his own. Not for too long, they're not trying to be shitty. Maybe Sasha and Tim are off doing karaoke, and Martin's in the restroom, so Jon's left sitting by the bar with nothing to do but feel uncomfortable. Someone slips something into his drink when he's not looking. The others come back soon enough and whoever did it is scared off, but Jon starts feeling the effects as the night goes on. It takes the others an embarrassingly long time to notice something's wrong.
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Finn centered (vent) fic in which he has to acknowledge the trauma of what happened at the end of Breezy.
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30 Dec 2025
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our lips are sealed by Nokomis
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
08 Jul 2017
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When Gina started talking about how Captain America moved in next door to her, complete with a rap breakdown including the lines, "with his glorious American-made booty, it's a star-spangled thing of beauty," and how she was initiating a five-step plan to tap dat, the precinct just assumed that Captain America was a nickname for whatever unfortunate hottie made a real estate blunder and ended up her neighbor.
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may parker's fifth police precinct by evotter
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
18 Jul 2019
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“You’ve reached the ninety-ninth precinct; this is Detective Jake Peralta speaking.”
“Oh, thank God,” says the voice on the other end. Just from the tone, Jake can tell it’s a woman, probably in her forties or late thirties. “Thank you for answering.”
“It’s what we do, ma’am,” says Jake sincerely. “Other than, y’know, solving crime and stuff. How can I help you?”
“Um, it’s my nephew,” she says. “I’ve—I’ve been calling him all day and he’s not answering. With the ferry accident and his penchant for danger, I just...wanted to know if you’ve seen him around, or anything.”
“I can get IT to scan traffic cameras within a ten mile radius of our precinct.” Jake offers. “All I need is a name and an age to narrow the search.”
“Thank you.” the woman says softly. “His name is Peter Parker and he's fifteen years old.”
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29 Dec 2025
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the kids are losing their minds by Word_Addict
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
22 Apr 2021
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When Peter is caught after a drug deal by officers from the 99th Precinct, no one quite knows what to do. One thing is for sure though, Peter knows that after this there's no way Tony will let him keep the suit.
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29 Dec 2025
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PMS by Emily_F6
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
28 Aug 2020
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Prompt from a reviewer, Yolandaa: "Penny has PMS and wants to hide it but Tony is totally cool about it."
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