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jurassic, or triassic, or whatever by aggravatingmf, fakeroyalty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Feb 2026
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“It’s okay, Luca,” Hollander told him, voice sounding as unaffected as usual (except for when Ilya ragebaited him, then he would get all squeaky and flushed — it was very cute, not that Luca would ever say that) as he precisely adjusted his sock over his shin pad. “Ilya’s just being a dick. Plenty of guys got posters of their favorite players. I used to have a Scott Hunter one back in the day.”
“You what.”
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my boy pretty like a girl by aggravatingmf, fakeroyalty for ncityinthehouse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
27 Jan 2026
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“Yeah, if I’m gonna be getting up close and personal with Montreal, Comeau is like, last choice,” Marlow agreed. “Bottom two on the roster, for sure.”
Stebbins snorted, adjusting his pads. “And who’s topping it?”
Marlow paused, thick eyebrows furrowing in thought, like this was a legitimate question he should consider seriously. “Hollander,” he declared, with entirely too much confidence.
“I mean…Hollander’s got a nice ass,” Stebbins offered, as if to support Marlow.
“And Hollander’s, like, kinda pretty too,” Carmichael chimed in. Seriously? Carmichael? The fuck? “Pretty like a girl.”
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Mark is straight. So is his roommate, Johnny. Strapped for cash, and somewhat desperate, they agree on the only logical fix — filming videos of them having sex to post on the internet.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Mark jumps 10 years into the future. Johnny Suh is sleeping in the same bed as him.
And is his husband, apparently.
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“Oh, shit. I do remember you!” Johnny suddenly amended, recognition lighting up in his face, grin widening.
“Huh?” Mark yelled, heart leaping to his throat, positive he misheard him.
Johnny’s palm wrapped around the back of Mark’s neck, fingertips sliding through the blonde curls at the nape of Mark’s neck, thumb brushing the band of the cat ears. And then he was leaning down, lips teasing the shell of Mark’s ear. “I said of course I remember you,” Johnny repeated, nose brushing Mark’s temple. Mark’s eyes widened, torso curving in the direction of Johnny’s body heat almost involuntarily. “The cute freshman I wanted to fuck.”
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how bad do you really want it, how hard will it make you cry by sundancekid
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 May 2026
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Ilya doesn’t think he’s crazy to believe a woman he slept with wrote a hit song about how he’s an asshole.
It is catchy, he can admit that.
Ilya and Shane, pre-tuna melt. I know trouble when I see it.
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30 Jun 2026
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Sea Lion Woman by originalblue
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
01 Jul 2026
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There was a burst of static, a gusty sigh. "Shanushka, you have the biggest 'bottom eyes' I have ever seen."
"That's not a thing."
"It is absolutely a thing, and that thing is you," she cackled, and he hung up the phone, ears so hot they should have been smoking.
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Or, Shane meets Svetlana first, and it changes everything and nothing.
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28 Jun 2026
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enforcer by moonlitgarden
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Dec 2025
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Ilya knows there is a thing about himself he has to always keep hidden in the deepest recesses of his body, behind his molars and in his core. He thinks Shane Hollander might be the same, except the thing about him he cannot hide.
Ilya Rozanov is the biggest hockey talent of his generation. So is Shane Hollander.
But over the years Ilya notices that the vicious media and the clamouring fans and some of his more foul-mouthed teammates treat Hollander differently than any other hockey player.
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27 Jun 2026
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and never get dizzy by Anonymous
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Apr 2026
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“Uh, hello,” Ilya says when the cat rises up on its legs and stretches, back bending and paws curling down. Its ears flick and it gives him a dour sort of mwor in return. Witches have familiars, Ilya knows that. And this is a perfect spot for a familiar to be, on the stoop of the witch's house. Logic follows that the cat must be the witch's familiar.
So he says, very politely, “Shane is expecting us,” even though he has no idea if that’s true or not.
The cat yawns, tiny sharp teeth flashing at Ilya. Its ears flick again and then it curls up into a ball of fur, right there on the brick wall despite the fact that they’re hurtling towards the end of November and it’s fucking freezing outside.
“Is that good or bad, do you think,” Ilya asks Seryozha in Russian, gesturing at the cat when the familiar doesn’t move again except to curl its tail over the tip of its pink nose.
Seryozha’s phone screen flashes white in the darkness. That is a cat, he types, and Ilya scowls. It’s a fucking magical cat.
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Untouchable Face by ZenaidaMacroura
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Jun 2026
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Shane was twelve when hockey scouts started showing up to his games. He was barely fifteen when a check went horribly wrong, fucked his knee to hell and gave him a grade III concussion. During rehab he found swimming, and he was seventeen when he went to the Olympics as an alternate for freestyle swim events.
He’s 24 and working for his mom’s sports PR company when he meets Ilya Fucking Rozanov.
May contain: Shane Hollander navigating what it means to be mostly normal when your whole childhood was about preparing you for greatness. Shane Hollander attempting to flirt. Possibly less than 100% accurate descriptions of what a sports PR agent does.
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