grimalkinInferno
Fandoms
- Baldur's Gate (Video Games) (3)
- Homestuck (2)
- RWBY (2)
- One Piece (Anime & Manga) (2)
- QSMP | Quackity SMP (1)
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It's a beautiful day in the East Blue. The sky is clear, the wind is fair, and aboard the deck of the Going Merry, Zoro and Sanji are yelling at each other.
The question is, why?
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In which the crew discovers taking care of their cook is both harder and easier than it looks.
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A lump forms in Franky’s throat watching this, and a memory comes to him- Iceburg boiling from fever, still heaving metal and wood and clenching his teeth. Himself watching, incredulous, shouts not enough to bring the stubborn guy down for the rest he needs. Tom, smiling as ever, walking up and putting a hand on Iceburg’s shoulder, words easy and sure, presenting a compromise that eventually led him to falling asleep at the fish-man’s side.
Franky always did want to be the sort of man Tom was. It’s worth a shot.
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In which Usopp is stubborn, Franky is a bleeding heart, and while the world may be cold and harsh sometimes, there are people who are not.
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underrated duo of all time tbh. I loved the scene with them in Franky's old shop/home, but I wanted more, so I took some creative liberties and this happened. if there's one thing you can count on about me, its that I love to make a guy collapse <3
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Ever since defeating the Viceroy, Pyke has been off. He does an okay job hiding it at first, until Ko stumbles upon him at a surprising low point.
Thus, the question- What the fuck is going on with Pyke Starfall?
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originally a prompt from the patreon discord, but i wrote a second part after listening to DANC
from MINT: "Hmmm hurt comfort. Sherlock panic attack slash overstimulated and john helping him"
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“Couldn’t talk for a month after I got out of that goddamned city. Just clammed up. Started sweatin’ like I was hunted every time I opened my mouth.”
He rolls his shoulders up and down like an ocean wave.
“Figured that was it, I was permanently fucked up. Finally broke something I couldn't stitch back together.”
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What if there was no hang fire?
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Brook has taken notice that Sanji hasn’t rested much less slowed down at all since returning and escaping Whole Cake. Carefully catching him in the kitchen alone, Brook pulls back the curtains to what’s keeping Sanji from resting.
Bookmarked by grimalkinInferno
17 Jan 2026
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“Sanji…..when was the last time you properly slept?”
“Um…” Sanji paused, blinking again. Like he actually had to ponder it. “…probably back on Zou….”
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“What, you didn’t flirt with the shop lady? Are you sick or something, Cook?” Zoro greets him in a mocking tone and Sanji scowls and glares at him, snapping about how it’s none of his business, but their voices lack the usual venom and it’s not meant to be more than silly banter this time.
Series
- Part 18 of idiots in love (sanji and zoro are inevitable)
- Part 6 of a softer world
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Bookmarked by grimalkinInferno
18 Jan 2026
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“Stupid Cook…” Zoro mutters eventually and Sanji smells sweat and blood and steel mixed with the faint, familiar scent of Zoro and he has to suppress the urge to dig his fingers into the bedsheets. “Why do you always have to be so damn stubborn?” His voice sounds tired and strained and all of a sudden Sanji feels so utterly bad for stealing Zoro's precious sleep while he sits and watches over him because that’s what he assumes he did those last four days.
He forces his breaths to come evenly and wills his heartbeat to slow down, thinking it’s not like that, it’s not like that, it’s not like that.
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Sanji allows his pride get the better of him and lets himself get provoked enough to agree to have a bit of a drinking game again Zoro. His frustration greatly clouded his judgement though, and most of the night ends with Sanji needing to be looked over by a certain swordsman.
Bookmarked by grimalkinInferno
18 Jan 2026
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The light weight against him leaned into him more until he was supporting the blond completely. Instinctively, he draped an arm around his lithe shoulders and pulled him closer. His free hand reached over to brush a few stray golden hairs to the side. “Alright, I think we should get you back to bed,” he said lowly. He then waited for a response, and waited. And just when he was about to ask again, he heard it. A quiet snore.
Zoro glanced down and exhaled heavily. “Again?”
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It was supposed to be a simple cooking contest, one that his dear lovely Nami-san wanted him to participate in. Enter, win, and earn the prize money for her and the rest of the crew.
How Sanji ended up being carried by the mosshead, covered in blood that may or may not be his, and his hand hurting like hell, he didn’t have a clue.
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- Part 1 of Always Read the Fine Print
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Bookmarked by grimalkinInferno
07 Jan 2026
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Brook walked over to Jinbei, bowing to him. “Pardon me, Blue Duckie. I believe we haven’t been properly introduced. I am Black Broccoli. It is an honour to meet you.” He tipped his hat.
Jinbei started, staring at the skeleton for a moment before he too, gave a small bow. “Apologies Black Broccoli, for not introducing myself sooner. It is good to meet you as well.”
“Would you two hurry up?!” Zoro shouted, turning his head to look at the two.
“Of course, Green Marimo.” They both called out in unison, following Zoro.
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“You’re going to probably feel really sleepy the next few days while the effects of the drug wear off.” Chopper explained, staring at Sanji as they travelled into the galley. “So when that happens you need to rest, it’ll help your body recover.”
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Curly-Brow hisses, “What, exactly, am I supposed to have them do?” The guy looks at Zoro and adds, “Amputation via sword?”
“Clerical, scribing, changing bedpans? The world’s your fuckin’ oyster and they,” Dr. Old Man thrusts a wrinkled thumb at them, “are your fuckin’ problem now.”
Luffy takes this moment to wave and bound right up to the nurse with a chirp of, “Hi! I’m Monkey D. Luffy and I’m gonna’ be the Pirate King. Sorry about your roof.”
The nurse stares at Luffy for a solid five seconds, unblinking.
Nami whispers despairingly, “Oh my fucking gods.”
The nurse turns back to Dr. Old Man and asks, “Am I allowed to submit this one for a psych eval?”
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In which Sanji is the crew's doctor and not their cook. This changes remarkably little.Bookmarked by grimalkinInferno
29 Apr 2026
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Zoro watches one of Luffy’s hands, bandages glowing near-blue in the moonlight, reach up and gently catch one of Sanji’s own. “We’re safe, Sanji.” A rustling sound—Luffy moving among the lavish bedsheets. “You need to rest, too.”
Luffy tugs on Sanji’s hand. Sanji lets him, swaying forwards toward the bed like he just might fall into it. Zoro’s heart kicks hard in his chest.
“I’m okay,” Sanji protests.
“C’mere,” Luffy insists.