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    Of documentaries, thirst traps and polycules by

    Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

    18 Dec 2025

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    Turns out, HR is a real thing in SDN. Turns out, they like to blackmail their own employees into agreeing to a documentary about their rag tag group of fuck ups turned marketable heroes.

    Also, turns out the Internet loves a good sexy, miserable, tired and overworked man.

    Cue Robert Robertson, entering stage left.

    Aka the world discovers Robert and maybe Z-team does too, in a more intimate way.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    Work-life/Personal/Discord/Twitch Balance or Whatever You Call It by

    Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

    02 Jan 2026

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    Upon the topic of Minecraft between Z-Team, Robert discovers and gets invited to their Discord server. Shenanigans ensue and everyone (Z-Team) learns more about each other (Robert.)

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Mecha Man: Chronically Online Edition by

    Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

    20 Jan 2026

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    Mecha Man Blue ✓
    @mechamanblue

    > im genuinely about to have a GENERATIONAL crashout if my team gets ONE MORE HR violation. I'm not paid nearly enough for ts.

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    Kurokurokii
    @whybrainbookkinda

    >> oh real ahh twee- FUCKING MECHA MAN????? WTF?????

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    Mecha Man Blue ✓
    @mechamanblue

    >>> Oh. damn that was meant for my alt 💀💀💀

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    OR- Robert is chronically online. chaos ensues.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Be Gay, Do Crime - The Z-Team Official Group Chat by

    Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game), Original Work  

    30 Apr 2026

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    "Wait, you mean those fuckers didn't drag your ass into their own online hell yet?" Chase chuckled, finally snapping Robert awake as he chugged his coffee.

    "Online what?" He deadpanned, watching as Chase grabbed his phone, typing in the ID for one of the SDN Messager's private channels.

    "The group chat, dumbass." The older man remarked, tossing the cellphone back to the former-superhero, the group chat name clear as day at the top: "Be Gay, Do Crime".

    "... Lovely." Robert grumbled.

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    From the creator of the Hi-Fi RUSH Chat Fic, we got a Dispatch Chat Fic! Chaos, gays, and basically whatever idea I decide to toss in here. Comments are also taken into suggestion when writing, so please comment your feedback!

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    09 Mar 2026

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    send message by

    Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

    24 Apr 2026

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    What do Courtney and Robert's texts to each other look like on any given day? Surprisingly more domestic than the rest of Z-Team assumed.

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    06 Mar 2026