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    Shane really isn't looking for a relationship, which is why having Ilya around is nice. No strings attached, only great sex. It's a win all around.

    The only problem is that Ilya is way, way too nice to Shane's stupid cat.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    “Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.

    “Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”

    “What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.

    “This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Hi Ilya,

    My name is Shane! I don’t speak Russian, I hope that’s okay. I’m also 25 years old and I love hockey too! So we have some things in common.

    I’ve never written an inmate before. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. I guess I’m lonely. I’m not very good at making friends or dating. I think maybe I can be a bit awkward in person, but I’m good at writing. So I hope that’s okay.

    or Shane Hollander finds Ilya Rozanov on WriteAPrisoner.com and sends him an email.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    "HEEEAT!"

    Shane trembles. He can't be, it isn't possible. No omegas have gone into heat on the actual ice in years, not with heat suppressants and timing the cycles and --

    "Fucking hell, Shane," says Hayden as he grabs his hand, hauling him onto his skates. His familiar beta scent calms him a little. "How did this even happen?"

    "I don't know." Shane blinks. "Are they really going to call a..."

    "HEAT BREAK!" The umpire yells, to a roar from the crowd, the biggest Shane has ever heard in his years playing hockey.

    Omegaverse hockey AU: If an omega goes into heat in the middle of a hockey game...well, one of the alphas is just going to have to help him out. Which is fine, as long as it's not that annoying cocky Russian guy

    Please take note of the dubcon tag

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    25 Jun 2026

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    It was no secret that Ilya had been the bane of his father’s existence since the moment he was conceived. Finally presenting as an alpha was supposed to fix everything, to make Ilya worthy of being the king's son, but the only thing it ended up accomplishing was setting in motion the downfall of King Grigori Rozanov, all because he went and ripped a nameless omega off of Ilya's knot, mid-rut.

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    When he emerged from the throne room, he looked to the side of the heavy doors, where Boodram stood guard. Boodram glanced down at the blood covering Ilya from head to toe, then at the severed head in Ilya’s hands and nodded once. “The remaining palace-goers are gathered in the main foyer,” he reported. “There were a few casualties. None from our side. We were forced to put down a few alphas who fought back.”

    Ilya began walking the familiar hallways, towards the sound of a confused crowd, the smell of fear permeating the air even from where they were. 

    “Let us hope that they were not the ones with knowledge of where Shane Hollander is being kept from me,” he murmured. “Or there will be hell to pay.”

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    25 Jun 2026