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Lewis wasn’t gay, after all. Wasn’t the type of guy to have sex with another man, the type of guy who’d touch another man’s cock. The thing with Nico, though, was that his cock was so small that it barely counted as a cock.
So small, Lewis had always figured, that he barely counted as a man.
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19 Aug 2026
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yes yes yes yes yes this fic gets it. hot as hell
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And – there. He’d not even been conscious of it, and he’d hardly call it lap-ruining, Max’s over-correction to the subtle movement a total overreaction, but. He switches to his onboard and it’s as if the steering wheel jumps in his steady grip, fights him like there’s a magnet on Max’s car as he passes before he realigns.
Weird.
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George Russell and Max Verstappen would love to stay out of each other's way. Their cars have another idea.
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02 Aug 2026
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yummmmmm yum i love cars i love sentient cars
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It takes courage, they say by CamilleDuDemon for lunaticaxmente, Sleepy_Anger
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
19 Aug 2024
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They’re watching an old movie. Sebastian seems so fond of old movies. He’s curled against his stomach and Mark can feel the feverish heat of his calories-vanishing body coming off from his tattered t-shirt, his mouth chomping and chewing at the buttery popcorn rapidly disappearing from the bowl. Suddenly, Mark is forced to pay attention to the glowing screen, where the scene of a homicide unfolds: a man, pressing a pillow over a young woman’s face, smothering her, her pale white hand twitching on the edge of the bed until it just stops moving altogether.
He realizes he’s been staring far too attentively at it only when he feels Sebastian’s gaze piercing through his skin, a smirk dancing across his red lips, all smeared in crumbs and salt.
“Did something catch your eye, liebling?”To rid the world of a monster, Mark decides to become one himself. Sadly, it takes a little too much courage to kill someone you've been with for so long, even if it's for the greater good...
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Max Verstappen drags his tractor to P12 and gets photographed at a Monaco steakhouse with Toto and Susie the next week. George doesn’t get the steakhouse. George gets his office, two days later.
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Max finds out about the regulation changes at the same time as everyone else: a week before testing. New doping regulations – all long-term heat and rut suppressants are banned.
Which would be fine, if he hadn't been taking suppressants since he was seventeen.
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Bookmarked by impartialmarshal
09 Jul 2026
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not a pairing i’d considered, but my god am i considering it now
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If the GPDA notes were to be believed, only champions had ever received wings after the final race of the season, exclusively in the manageable size described in Seb's notes, like Lando's, in FIA-sanctioned colours. There was no recorded incident of any kind of deviation, but then. Things were not always recorded for a reason, and George had gradually learned that the absence of a thing in the official record keeping held a very different kind of weight.
Still, moments trickled back to George from the second half of the season. Horner's sacking, Red Bull's almost miraculous comeback, Max hunting other cars down for pole positions and podiums. Red Bull gives you wings. The team had, in horrible irony, seemed to have somehow manifested their tagline. Max had embodied that team in a way that had been awesome and terrible to see.
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- Part 1 of strange birds
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Nico: JENSON THE FIRST EVER DRIVER TO PRESS THE DRS BUTTON
Nico: what in the actual everlasting fuck is going on
Nico: why does Seven Time World Champion Sir Lewis Hamilton think I'm dating you?????
Asshole: NEWS FLASH!!!!
Asshole: YOU AND I HAVE BEEN DATING FOR SOME TIME!!! HIPP HIPP HURRAY!!
Asshole: please don't kill me?
Asshole: Seb might've had too much wine
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There's many sides to Sebastian. One of them involves what he likes wearing behind closed doors. Jenson gets to see everything and loves it all.
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Autistic Max Verstappen living his life featuring the clueless grid by Star33
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
22 May 2026
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5 times people misunderstand Max’s autistic traits for something else + 1 time they realise he’s autistic.
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12 Jun 2026
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wonderful. max vs bad food textures he’s #literallyme
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It's the end of the world, but Kimi races on, with Nico by his side.
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Rosé Pine — Closer to Home by ravenothere
Fandoms: AO3, Archive of Our Own, Ao3 site skins - Fandom
11 Mar 2026
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Rosé Pine Site Skin, styled closer to home
Same soul, softer palette
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The first thought that goes through Max’s head when he hears the news is a highly eloquent fuck. His second thought, funnily enough, is also fuck.
Kimi Antonelli had been attacked during the summer break. Cornered in an alleyway somewhere in Italy and bitten. He’d woken from the medically-induced coma a few days later with red eyes and small, razor-sharp fangs that didn’t quite fit in his mouth.
A vampire.
Max's third thought is that he needs to speak to Kimi immediately.
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Sebastian fucks Nico and calls him Daddy.
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Most Formula One drivers do, they say. In interviews and press conferences, it’s not uncommon to hear a driver confess to wetting themselves during a race. Even the likes of Michael Schumacher, arguably the greatest driver to ever drive, have done it. Right now, Seb’s heavily considering the option of joining the vast ranks of drivers who have wet themselves during a race.
Or: Seb gets desperate during a race and makes it out of the car only to be ambushed on his way to the bathroom.
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19 Mar 2026
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sebastian vettel piss. the fic the world needed.
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After Imola, Ayrton moves to Alain's home in Switzerland, but no one ever claimed that recovery was a linear process. Neither, however, does the pain last forever.
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- Part 5 of F1 Whumptober 2025
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13 Mar 2026
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fantastic delightful beautifully written
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When Seb discovers he's little more than a Red Bull science project, he finds it takes an Iceman to help him gain some perspective on what being human really means.
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11 Mar 2026
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speechless. stunning fic, absolutely beautiful
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“As if there aren’t much better reasons to not want someone’s mouth on your asshole, Lewis-!”
“Hey,” Lewis says with a shrug, and a fucking maddening wink. “Don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it.”
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Bookmarked by impartialmarshal
09 Feb 2026
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incredibly hot and funny and tender. i laughed like an idiot at the club scene.
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When Nico Rosberg moves to London to finish a business degree and start a new life on her terms only, she isn't expecting her flatmate to be the unfairly attractive and infuriatingly friendly Seb Vettel. Nor is she expecting for Seb to both find her attractive and be okay with the fact that Nico still maybe has a thing for her estranged childhood best friend.
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What to Do When Your Role Models are Gay and In Denial (A Guide by Jenson Button, Lewis Hamilton, and Sebastian Vettel) by glovesandsteeringwheel
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
22 Apr 2025
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At the 2009 FIA Prize Giving Awards in Monte Carlo, Jenson Button - now a world champion - stumbles across the sport’s biggest conspiracy. Namely, the secret love affair turned estrangement of two of its biggest stars: his old boss, Alain Prost, and Ayrton Senna, the godlike driver who survived a near fatal accident in 1994 to sustain life changing and career ending injuries. The pair haven’t spoken since and apparently, it’s all in the past, but with the help of a bored Sebastian Vettel - who is either trying to flirt with Jenson or poach him into the second seat at Red Bull - and Senna’s protege, the emotionally repressed Lewis Hamilton, Jenson sets into motion his most ambitious scheme yet. Matchmaking!
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- Part 1 of An Evolution of WikiHow
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Bookmarked by impartialmarshal
03 Feb 2026
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witty and thoughtful all at once. couldn’t decide if i wanted to laugh or curl up into a ball and rock back and forth. an absolute masterpiece