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  1. Public Bookmark 54

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    Grace sometimes forgets what he's worth.
    Rocky reminds him.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    In a bid to protect his secret identity, Billy Batson tells the Justice League he doesn't have one- because he's actually a magically powerful child's imaginary friend.

    Now with plot!

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    25 Mar 2026

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    “You got a pen?”

    Tim blinked owlishly before scrambling to grab a pen from his book bag, as if terrified Jason would change his mind in the 6 seconds he took to search. He held it out to Jason who snatched it right out of his hands.

    “If we do this, we’re doing it right. You got that, Richie?" Jason snarled. "When I sign this you’re my kid!”

    “I don’t do things in half measures. I’m gonna be there for every PTA meeting, every club invite, every fucking carpool you understand? I don’t need some white bread, pearl clutching bitch telling me I’m a shitty Guardian just ‘cause I didn’t ask for this.”

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    The only thing worse than crawling out of your own grave to find your father had replaced you with the first black haired, blue eyed preteen he could find, is said replacement begging you to sign emergency foster papers... except maybe you signing said papers and having to learn how to be a parent on the fly... Fuck it, he couldn't do any worse than Bruce.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    “The way you’re acting, it’s like you’re Spiderman’s dad or something.”

    “What- I- I’m not acting like his dad!” Jefferson protested. “I’m just trying to look out for the kid. Someone has to.”

    Maria just gave him a look. “That’s exactly like something a dad would say.”

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    22 Mar 2026

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    Miles tries to tell his parents that he’s Spiderman but they think he has a crush on him instead.

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    22 Mar 2026