katefromnowhere



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 45

    Tags
    Summary

    Ilya Rozanov's North American tour is DOA. After a video depicting his latest scandal goes viral, promoters start pulling back from the tour, and Ilya is in hot water. His team decides that the only logical course of action, of course, is to pair him up in a fake relationship with Canada's golden boy, Shane Hollander, for a little clean publicity. Ilya doesn't want anything to do with Shane, but he doesn't have a choice but to pretend to date him for the next nine months.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,523
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    3,051

    09 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane Hollander when asked about speculations of his boyfriend Ilya Rozanov ‘tanking’ on purpose to reunite with him in Providence : “...What? He gets an earful from me every time they send him down. He has lousy puck control and weak defense and needs to work on his shooting accuracy and you think I want it to stay that way? No I don't want my boyfriend to be a joke of a player, I'd like him to put decent enough numbers that he doesn't get moved up and down the NHL and the AHL like an idiot. Now leave me alone.”

    or: Ilya Rozanov is a mediocre fourth liner of the Boston Bears. When he gets outed, the internet theorizes he plays poorly on purpose. His boyfriend isn't amused.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,646
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    331
    Kudos:
    1,769
    Bookmarks:
    358
    Hits:
    9,132

    02 Jul 2026

  3. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    A silly Hollanov Social Media AU, in which Shane has been running the most trusted Ilya updates account for almost a decade, but one day, he accidentally breaks character and sends Hockey Twitter into a spiral to help him get laid.

    [Originally posted on Twitter here.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    269
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    252
    Kudos:
    799
    Bookmarks:
    299
    Hits:
    5,624

    27 May 2026

  4. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Tampa doesn’t happen, and Shane and Rose get engaged. Two months later, the Hollander-Rozanov sex tape hits Twitter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,681
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    92
    Kudos:
    503
    Bookmarks:
    140
    Hits:
    10,200

    23 May 2026

  5. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    In another timeline, Shane and Ilya hook up in room 1410, nothing goes wrong, and everything plays out exactly as we know it.

    In this one, Yuna Hollander walks in before Ilya can leave—and the seven-year situationship never gets the chance to start. Instead, through the power of miscommunication, Shane and Ilya start dating in 2010. With better support, they make better decisions. Their rivalry fizzles out before it ever has the chance to fully ignite, replaced instead by a beloved “bromance". In 2015, they come out to the NHL and the world.

    No one believes them.

     

    Or: Somehow, despite Shane and Ilya being out for two years, Scott Hunter is still considered the first openly gay player in the NHL, much to Ilya’s horror.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    82,244
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    1,763
    Kudos:
    3,999
    Bookmarks:
    1,574
    Hits:
    75,359

    18 May 2026