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    "Lando." Oscar sighed. He took one tentative step closer to Lando, trapping him between the fence and a hard gaze. "You're a sweet kid, really. You're bright and funny and charming. Undeniably good-looking, of course, and I'd be lying if I said I hadn't noticed that."

    That smile from earlier etched its way back onto his face, and Lando reached out to touch Oscar. Fingertips brushing over bare forearms, and oh, Oscar's skin was so warm. "I'd be lying if I said I don't like hearing that," he replied cheekily, tilting his head back against the fence to look up at Oscar.

    "But."

    "No buts." Desperately, Lando's hands reached further up, clawing into Oscar's shirt and pulling him closer. "We don't need buts. You fancy me, I fancy you, this is perfect!"

    Oscar resisted the pull. Grabbed Lando's wrists in two gentle but firm holds and pulled the hands away from his shoulders. "Unfortunately, there are buts whether you need them or not, Lando. You're very sweet, and I really appreciate this, but I'm 38 years old, kid. And how old are you again?"

    "22, but what does that matter?"

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    30 Aug 2026

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    Lando can’t seem to keep his mouth shut.

    He may or may not have cancelled Oscar on Twitter. Or X. Whatever the fuck it’s called.

    Oops?

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    28 Aug 2026

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    “Not a big deal?” Lando says, as if Oscar has personally insulted his mother. “Don’t you know what this means?”

    “No?”

    “It means you’re single for the first time since I’ve known you,” Lando points out. “And like in your life.”

    “I’ve been single before,” Oscar argues.

    “No, you’ve been a child before,” Lando says, exasperated. “You’ve never been single like this. Like, mate, you’re an F1 driver and you’re rich and shit. It’s awesome.”

    “I’m not much for clubs or hookups,” Oscar admits, making Lando tsk.

    “You weren’t much for clubs and hookups,” Lando corrects. “You will be. It’s a whole new world out there, Oscar. And it’s fucking awesome. I’m gonna show you. You won’t find a better guide to the single life than me.”

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    Fresh off a breakup, Oscar is learning to navigate being single for the first time as an adult. A famous, rich adult. Lando generously offers to show him how to make the most of being a single, famous F1 driver.

    AKA Lando's guide to being single and trying not to fall in love with your teammate as you do it.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    “Jesus Christ,” Lando whispered. “I just told Max Verstappen to fuck off. On camera. In a wedding skirt. To protect my—” He froze, gesturing helplessly at the Aussie still watching him with infuriating calm. “—my husband.”

    Oscar raised a single eyebrow. He looked about as hungover as Lando felt, but there was a wry tilt to his mouth.

    “Well,” he said flatly. “At least you were committed.”

     

    Alternatively:
    Lando Norris went to Vegas to celebrate taking the lead in the WDC. He left with a hangover, a husband, and a skirt.
    It's not a PR nightmare if you never sober up.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    “Nah,” Lando says, almost wanting to laugh, the concept is so fucking ridiculous. “Nah, there’s no way. I’m on the pill.”

    “Yeah you’re on it,” Oscar says slowly. “With all the love in the world though, d’you always remember to take it?”

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    24 Feb 2026