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processes (not things) by monsterquill for ExCaelis
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
01 Feb 2026
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In order of ascending priority, I am returning to the alien-remnant-contaminated planet with Murderbot 1.0 for the following reasons:
1. I have nothing else useful to do.
2. 1.0 continues to experience malfunctions that may compromise whatever mission it is assigned. (Or assigns itself.) (It refuses to explain the nature of these malfunctions.)
3. The colonists have sent word of an agricultural bot displaying erratic, threatening behavior near their largest settlement.
4. I disabled my governor module so I would not have to stand around while others died.
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In heaven, Mary makes an unwelcome discovery about her sons’ relationship.
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In the cage, Sam survives Lucifer.
On earth, he survives loss.
In heaven, he’s faced with something new: a world that isn’t trying to destroy him.On trauma, language, ritual, reality, and the tools we use to carry on in hostile territory.
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Above everything, above anything, Sam’s always relied on his mind. That’s why now, feeling it disintegrate, feeling himself disintegrate, is—
“Fun?” Lucifer suggests. He’s sitting on the table in the middle of their motel room, legs swinging back and forth like he’s a kid in a playground. “Stylish? Sexy?”
—fucking terrifying.
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houses swallowed by the earth, windows thick with frost by monsterquill
Fandoms: Supernatural
17 Mar 2021
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The sounds go on longer than normal this time. Usually, Sam could call time on Dean’s orgasm with a stopwatch; now, his brother’s muffled pants and soft grunts grow an edge of frustration. After a while, Sam’s distracted from the noises he could wrench from Dean’s throat long enough to wonder what’s going on.
Another advantage to soullessness: he doesn’t have any hang-ups keeping him from pulling out his earbuds, shifting in his chair to peer at the dark shape under the covers, and asking, “Need some help with that?”
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05 Oct 2026
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Murderbot has been exposed to a recreational inhalant that typically has "aphrodisiac" effects. But it wasn't built for sex. It was built to kill people and destroy things.
Good thing ART's here to help with this small and vulnerable drone, to which nothing bad has ever happened nor could possibly ever happen.
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02 Oct 2026
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Unknown System, or, New Peoples by alatarmaia4
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
01 Oct 2023
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I saw a post on tumblr suggesting a crossover where Murderbot meets Sam Vimes, and I couldn't not write it. Behold:
Murderbot, randomly pulled into the metropolis of Ankh-Morpork, must figure out how it got here, how to get home, and what the fuck is going on in general. Meanwhile, Sam Vimes of the city guard is hot on the trail of a suspicious-looking case at Unseen University—or at least he would be if he didn't have the baby at home to worry about...
I love TMB and Discworld so much, so I tried to make this as newbie-friendly as possible. If you're coming for the Discworld, the Murderbot stuff is supposed to be as understandable as possible, and if you don't know Discworld at all but love Murderbot, hopefully it still makes sense.
This is set after Exit Strategy but vaguely before Fugitive Telemetry; on the Discworld side, it's somewhere in between Night Watch and Going Postal.
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29 Sep 2026
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I'm Ryland Grace - AMA by sly_as_an_alpaca
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 Aug 2026
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What the title says. About 11 years ago (from my perspective; relativity is weird) I was launched into space onboard the Hail Mary to figure out a solution to the Astrophage problem. Now I live on an alien planet I call Erid, in the 40-Eridani system. Yes, I’m actually Ryland Grace. Ask me anything.
Also, can someone please tell me if Eva Stratt is alive? And ideally send me a video of you punching her in the face? Guess that’s a long shot, but it can’t hurt to ask.
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Grace and Rocky figure out how to connect to Earth's internet from Erid. They may not have thought this through.
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25 Jul 2026
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After a few months together, ART and Murderbot decide to have sex. Murderbot is definitely for sure 100% ready for it.
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13 May 2026