noirsmut
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A dog wonders why he tries to be a human
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Will always be your good mutt by noirsmut
Fandoms: Original Work, The Detective Smut Saga
13 Aug 2024
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“I wanted you to be a good man, detective, not some miserable drunk, what happened to you?”
“You left, that's what happened,” I replied, a sob escaping my lips.
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A stray dog thinks about his old owner.
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Jack Thompson has just closed a successful case. Time to celebrate with a drink or two after he informs the Dame what her husband got up to.
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03 Apr 2026
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Spamton could already imagine the fuzzy static against the hair on his thighs and stomach, against the palm of his hand and the head of his cock- he's done it so many times before, and every time he woke up the next morning and felt sick looking at the mess he left behind all over the screen.
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01 Apr 2026
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“You’re drunk Shane.” She lets out through our kiss. “I can taste it.”
“Isn’t that…normal?” I ask sarcastically, pulling away. Resting our foreheads against one another.
“But this isn’t.” She responds, lifting an eyebrow. Her eyes shifting trying to refer to us, to me. “We can’t be together.”
“I love you.” I plead, “Please. I-I’m in love with you.” Ready to fall to my knees at her feet and chant the words till she’ll listen.
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14 Mar 2026
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This establishment really wasn’t Tenna’s scene. Maybe it was a symptom of age, maybe it was a side effect of having a developed prefrontal cortex, but a dark lounge/bar/club/den of degeneracy-type thing with perpetually dim lights and suspiciously sticky seats just didn’t whet his pallet anymore. The thrum of the music pounded his own thoughts out of his head, a rigid tightness settling above his brow bone that would definitely become a tension headache later. That’s what money sounds like: shitty music, cocktail shakers, and desperate people.
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Tenna is the host of a dying gameshow. Spamton is a consultant hoping to strike it big. They meet to talk business.Bookmarked by noirsmut
12 Mar 2026
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19 Feb 2026