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Merman Dazai trades his silence for a temporary human body. As the tale goes, he can regain his voice and permanently gain this mortal body, if he can make the prince give him a ‘True Love’s Kiss’.
Prince Chuuya, who’s enjoying this peaceful life of having a quiet Dazai, would rather choke on his own tongue than unravel the curse.
or: not-so-little mermaid AU, ft. tall merman dazai (who trades silence for legs so he can stop his chibi from getting married to someone else) & prince chuuya (who prefers the silent dazai who can't say height jokes lol)
[NOW COMPLETE as of 10/29]
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- Part 1 of a very soukoku fairy tale
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Based on the prompt: You always knew your spouse got replaced by a body snatcher. But the body snatcher is so much better than your original spouse and now you know deep in your soul the body snatcher loves you just as much.
Sakusa Kiyoomi and Miya Atsumu were bound together by an arranged marriage. For a while, everything was fine because they kept to themselves and did their own things.
Everything changed when Atsumu went home, slept in their bed for the first time, and had his body snatched.
Or: The married life of a body snatcher and his hot husband
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The Japanese Men's National Volleyball Team Try To Survive A Fire Drill (Unknowingly) by adaxiety
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
13 Jul 2021
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"Oh my god! Oh- Oh my god!" Komori yelped, pointing at it nervously.
"Fire! Fire!" Aran screamed.
"Oh, a fire?" Someone called. Kuroo turned to see Iwaizumi Hajime, their trainer, looking at the team knowingly, "Oh my goodness! What's the procedure?"
"What do we do people?!" Hinata called.
"We left our phones in our lockers!" Sakusa yelled, rubbing his eyes as he squeezed on a mask.
"Then go get 'em!" Atsumu fired back.
"I CAN'T, THERE'S A FUCKING FIRE IN THERE!"
"How about you, Kuroo? Where's your phone?"
"Iwaizumi said he needed it!" Kuroo stammered. He turned to the trainer, "Where's my phone?!"
Iwaizumi shrugged, "I lost it."
"You WHAT."
Kageyama murmured, "I think it came from the window."
"No!" Iwaizumi directed, "You don't know that! The smoke could be coming from an air duct!"
"There's an air duct in the locker room?!"
"How else are we supposed to breathe, dumbass!"
"That's not how it works!" Yaku exclaimed, "Oh god. We're gonna die.
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It's morning practice and there's a fire. The Japanese Men's National Volleyball Team have no idea what to do.
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- Part 1 of Team Japan Antics
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Sasuke never looked at Naruto as anything more than an annoyance like all his other peers, but a kiss, and a little bondage, is about to change all that.
Reddit Crack Fic Idea: After getting kissed in the academy and then attacked and tied up by Naruto, Sasuke realizes he has followed all the steps of the traditional Uchiha ninja courtship(An old process inspired by the kidnapping of a rival clan kunoichi). Sasuke feels really touched and starts acting like a Yandere, being really nice to Naruto in his withdrawn way and getting really mad whenever someone says something bad about Naruto.
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- Part 1 of Kisses And Knots
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When You Have to Play the Villain by Araived
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
20 Feb 2025
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Megumi knows that the life of a sorcerer is not an easy one. Most of them die young, in increasingly bloody and gruesome ways. When Itadori decides to save his life by eating the cursed object, Megumi thinks he’s about to become yet another name on the long list of the dead. So why is Sukuna not brutally murdering him and instead removing his shirt and rambling on about his life as a baby eater?
Or, an SI doesn’t know what to do after ending up as one of the greatest villains of the jujutsu world. Being pathetic enough to get preemptively exorcised sounds horrific, so the best course of action must be to follow canon. …How are you supposed to be evil again?
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- Part 4 of The Isekai Life is Killing Me
- Part 4 of A Collection of SI/OCs