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Grimmjow is just trying to adjust to post-prison life and his shitty new job as a middle school janitor. The last thing he needs is his old supervisor showing up at his door in the middle of the night and dumping a kid on him. Now he has to keep the kid alive long enough to figure out who to pass him off to, and the only lead he has so far is a certain ginger gym teacher.
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singular outlier by saturn_wisteria
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
15 Aug 2026
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Gojo whips invisible lines and numbers in the air. He stops chewing on the butt of his pen and says, ”… that means you’ve dated 110.65 guys in the past ten years, which is 1.49% of the available gay population in Tokyo!"
"Wow. I’ve never been called a whore with numbers before." Geto blows his bangs off his face, which equals amusement. Gojo is fluent in his facial expressions.
"No, that makes you the perfect database of what men want!"
"So, you want me to write an essay about it? Give you tips?"
"Pfff, no. You’re taking me on a date. Many dates, actually, so I can map all variables."
Geto sighs. "I have only one condition: we are not having sex."
"Ugh, no. Never."
There are two things Gojo knows about himself:
1- He’s a genius: the strongest jujutsu sorcerer alive, the best sensei at Jujutsu High, and a PhD in Physics;
2- He’s a virgin.
Having never dated before, much less been in love, Gojo does what he does best: conducts in-depth scientific research. To maximize his success, he recruits his lifelong best friend and roommate, Geto.
The probability that they will remain just friends is 99.9%
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25 Jul 2026
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Final Boss by Aamalysstuff
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Jan 2026
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One time, Suguru thought about killing himself and ended up calling Satoru to say goodbye, but Satoru was in a League game and before Suguru was able to get a word in, he said:
“Suguru I love you, but I'm getting ganked by 3 losers, let me finish and I'm yours”
Satoru put him on speaker and then proceeded to spend the next half hour throwing some of the most creative insults known to man at random League players while getting two pentakills and somehow, by the time it ended, Suguru was laughing so hard he forgot he was thinking about offing himself afterwards. It had been more effective than the staged interventions his mom and dad pulled when he was living at home.
In Which Suguru self-medicates by sleeping around, Satoru's a weird anti-social NEET and Nanami bakes. There's swordfighting and maybe some dinosaur trivia.
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20 Jul 2026
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Heatstroke is a killer baby (you're doing great) by BlackBird_writes
Fandoms: Bleach (Anime & Manga)
22 Sep 2023
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"Hey,” Grimmjow starts, winded. “Metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?” Getting kicked in the solar plexus just for the chance to try and bury someone alive was not sitting in Grimmjow’s top 10 at the moment.
“Air shot between the toes,” Ichigo answers without missing a beat, clipping his toenails. “It’ll look like a heart attack.”
Grimmjow sucks in a breath.
“Yeah. Okay.”it's the serial killer/writer tumblr prompt husbands AU.
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06 Jul 2026
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When Grimmjow saves an injured cat and rushes her to the Kurosaki Veterinary Clinic, the last thing he expects is for the vet to be orange-haired, muscular, and sexy as all hell. Too bad Kurosaki Ichigo is straight. The two strike up a friendship and when Kurosaki returns Grimmjow's advances, things heat up.
What starts as a bit of fun becomes something deeper when Kurosaki welcomes Grimmjow into his family home and his heart. Kurosaki's too good for Grimmjow. His family is too nice, warm, and welcoming. Grimmjow worries he'll wreck things the way he always does. He should tell Kurosaki they've had their fun and end it.
After all, what could a nice guy like Kurosaki want with a broken stray like Grimmjow?
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25 Jun 2026
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When a mask cracks, what is behind it?
Grimmjow is found wounded perhaps in a way beyond repair, and Ichigo finds he can’t allow that. Coming to terms with a lot of things ensues. Drunk smiles between fists. Hot breaths. And, maybe, what it means to find comfort in violence.
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05 Jun 2026