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  1. Summary

    So Blue hits us with:

    "I'm thinking of an age gap au where Vox is Alastor's agent and Alastor is like 19 and Vox is in his 40s.

    I was thinking maybe modern day au where Vox is a talent scout and agent (most cutthroat in the biz but if you can survive him, you'll be wildly successful). He also should be divorced bc he has that energy. Alastor's been the host of his high school and now uni radio station and occasionally dips into voice acting/singing for friends as needed.

    Vox finds his show and says, I need this bastard on my client list now. He tracks Alastor down and tried to convince him to leave uni for a life of showbiz but Alastor is like, after the loans I just incurred? I think not! I *will* be finishing this degree."

    And then it all snowballed into a big beautiful sugar daddy AU that we've been writing snippets for.

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    “If I gave Jackie a day of getting to have sex with me whenever she wants as a thank you for tidying the living room, I think she’d divorce me,” Hayden says.

    “Nah, man, she’d kill you,” J. J. says, which is probably true.

    Shane shrugs. “That sounds like a straight people problem.”

    Hayden is truly glad that the times of Shane torturing himself by being in the closet are over. But. Well. This conversation is kind of making him miss those days.

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    Finally, after everything, Shane is a happily married man. Incredibly happily married. It only becomes a problem once he thinks it qualifies him to dispense relationship advice.

    Or, five times Shane gives relationship advice his friends disagree with, and one time he doesn’t.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Shane broke up with his high school girlfriend before leaving for the NHL. He doesn't think he'll ever talk to her again, but one day just before his second season, she shows up at his apartment. She tells him she's gay, and her parents kicked her out. Obviously, he offers her a place to stay. His parents, the Metros, and the media all make assumptions about their relationship, and they figure... why not let them assume?

    He says, “It’ll be cool. Like… a sleepover with friends.”
    He says, “What else do you need?”
    He does not say, “I think I get it more than I should.”
    And that’s how Jessica comes to live with him.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    After his Boxing Day fight with Ilya, Shane has a game plan to fix everything. He will come out as Ilya’s boyfriend to a few people, get himself used to the idea that everyone won’t hate him for it, and then think about telling more.

    Rose even has the perfect group in mind for Shane. After all, they were so kind when she and Shane were dating.

    Shane really isn’t prepared to enter his WAG era, but for Ilya’s sake, he will try.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    In the last regular season game between Montreal and Boston, Shane and Ilya's worst nightmare happens, they are outed.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    "Is it true? Hollander is on rut waivers?"
    "Mr Rozanov. Sit down."
    "Make an offer. Offer – offer me."

    When Shane is cast out of the Metros due to a mystery hormone issue affecting his game, Ilya makes an offer to save his career: become a Boston Raider, and Ilya Rozanov's mate.

    It would be easier if they hadn't already been sleeping together for years.

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    04 Jun 2026