planetary_no
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sebastian and the rotten, terrible, no good plan by planetary_no
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
18 Jul 2026
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Five things that go terribly wrong on Sam's birthday, plus one reason that none of them mattered.
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Tourist Season by planetary_no
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game), Tourist Season - Carl Hiaasen
16 Jul 2026
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Something sinister is hiding amongst the locals of Pelican Town, Ferngill's number one beach-front summer destination. And at the height of tourist season, the locals -- along with the corporation all but running the town -- are desperate to keep the murders under wraps and the tourist money flowing. Without any semblance of a governing body interested in doing anything other than sweeping the murders under the rug, it's up to reporter-turned-private-eye-turned-farmer Joey Clare to figure out whodunit, and, most importantly, why.
But killer fish, murderous polycules, apathetic politicians, and not just one, but two past flings are not going to make it an easy endeavor for her. This was supposed to just be a move into the quiet countryside, damnit.
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planetary's summer 2026 stardew bingo by planetary_no
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
03 Jul 2026
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a collection of unconnected summery stardew drabbles
each chapter title contains the prompt and pairing and/or characters. all drabbles are rated for General Audiences
[written for blackout on the @stardew-fic-pals summer 2026 bingo card, which can be found here]
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if i cross the line by planetary_no
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012), How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
01 Jul 2026
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Jack is an assassin. A good one, at that. After a robbery-gone-wrong that took the life of his little sister eleven years prior, Jack is out for revenge, taking odd jobs as he searches. Things had been stable, profitable, ever since he joined a group of mercenaries, nicknamed the Guardians. It was through a job from them that Jack first ran into Hiccup, a welder who kept seeming to show up at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Hiccup was just trying to live a quiet life. He had a good job and good friends and an apartment and a cat. All of that went up in flames after meeting a strange man with white-gray hair and a gun at his hip, when Hiccup saw things he definitely shouldn’t have.
Now, they have a dead CEO, a job gone wrong, two blocks of C4, a lead in a decade long cold case, and a change of heart from the Guardians. Hiccup and Jack find themselves in more danger than ever, forced to depend on each other if they want to walk away with their lives - or, at the very least, closure.
But just how far are they willing to go? And what will happen when they're forced to cross that line?
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Sebastian's bike rides look a little different with Sam in his life. He reflects on that change.
[written for day 7 of Sambastian Week 2026: Midnight Ride]
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and i hope you know you're still my patron saint by planetary_no
Fandom Stardew Valley (Video Game)
30 May 2026
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A collection of fics within the still my patron saint universe. The first work in the series is the main work. All works can be read independently of each other.
- Words:
- 125,539
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
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when the day met the night by planetary_no
Fandom How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies), Rise of the Guardians (2012)
05 Jul 2025
- Words:
- 112,211
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 14
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Driving home from the city on a dark winter night has its perils; namely, enough fog on the windshield to render the road ahead of them a misty blur, and a dysfunctional defroster that stands as their only defence.
The bad news is that it could take hours of waiting before the fog starts to thaw. The good news is that Sam has a few ideas to pass the time.
Bookmarked by planetary_no
17 Jul 2026
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Built for a vocation he was no longer fit for and riddled with survivors' guilt, small town life just wasn't enough for Kent. But, when had it been? He never chose to have a kid at seventeen, to get married so young. It all just happened to him. Everything had ground to a halt, leaving Kent with only his aches, scars, and memories as souvenirs. So now what?
A chance encounter with a man the same age as his son sends Kent's mind into a tailspin. There's something about him, something worth chasing. Kent will stop at nothing to get to the bottom of it, even if it means destroying the very peace he went to war for in the first place.
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- Part 1 of Aries Sun, Scorpio Moon
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When Haley sets out on a mission in search of inspiration for her photography, she finds herself in the old mines north of town. Before long her confidence falters and she realizes she's in way over her head.
It's a good thing Abigail is there to save her.
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- Part 1 of frogdetector's haligail fics
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Aster knew from the moment he set eyes on Jack Overland-Frost that the blighter was going to be a thorn in his side. All Jack could think when he first met E. Aster Bunnymund was, holy fuck, this guy’s gorgeous.
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Like a Rockstar by Angel_with_an_assbutt for Annetastic
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
30 Oct 2025
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Your wonderful boyfriend got you VIP tickets to the newest DJ phenom; Night Rider for your birthday.The only problem? You've been crushing on the DJ since you first heard his music and he just so happens to be your boyfriend's best friend. Surely this is just a harmless little crush and nothing will come of it. Right?
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07 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
delicious glorious fantastic filthy smut. reread