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Coming off a victory against his boyhood club and contacting his father for the first time in a year, Jamie's had a long twenty-four hours. But with Roy and Keeley on either side of him, he's not ready for the night to end.
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Jamie wasn’t sure if Roy finding him was the best case scenario or the worst one. Yeah, Jamie and Roy have come a long way, and Roy had even been there for him with his Dad’s shit before. But there was a hell of a difference between Roy hugging Jamie because he happened to be a bystander to the double James Tartt drama, and actually fucking inviting him into the thick of it.
Hypothetical S3 Man City ep Roy and Jamie conversation- Jamie was thrilled with the win against Man City, but James Tartt has a way of ruining even the best things.
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Flipping through Tai's photo albums brings up thoughts of family, both past and present.
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“Betraying your tribe, and now traveling with an Atlesian at that. I guess there really is no honor among thieves,” the man jumps in, striding forward. He casts a disdainful look down at Clover before turning it back to Qrow.
“Is that what this is about? You're offended I broke the tribal honor code and now you're looking for retribution?” Qrow asks, sarcasm dripping from the words.
“Don’t give yourself so much credit, you’re not that important. I heard you flew the nest years ago," the woman brushes Qrow off in favor of leering at Clover. “He’s the one we’re interested in.”
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Clover and Qrow have been dancing around their feelings ever since Atlas. After the end of a battle, they find they're about to get a little outside help with that.
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You Are Who You Are (Because of Who You Are) by pretentiouskneecap
Fandom Ted Lasso (TV)
11 May 2023
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After telling Roy about what happened in Amsterdam, Jamie starts having weird nightmares. He figures Roy must have been right about what happened being 'traumatizing'. After thinking about how he's had seemingly out of proportion or totally random negative reactions to sex, Jamie realizes even though he doesn't fully remember what happened his body clearly does. He has triggers, apparently, he just has no clue what they are - and doesn't know much about what he actually does like either. He decides he should find out, with Roy and Keeley's help.
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22 Jul 2023
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“Why won’t you just talk to Keeley and try to fix things?” Jamie asks after sucking Roy’s cock.
Jamie hatches a mad letter-writing scheme to get Roy and Keeley back together. Which is a bit of a shame, because he's really enjoying shagging Roy. (Canon divergent as of mid-S3.)
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22 Jul 2023
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"I'm not wearing the fucking cowboy hat," Roy says.
Jamie sighs dramatically, like the hat wasn't an obvious negotiation tactic all along. "Fine," he says, fiddling with the settings on his phone before lifting it to aim at Roy. "Whenever you're ready!"
Roy glares into the camera, steeling himself. For love, for charity, and for the blowjobs Jamie and Keeley have sworn up and down they'll each deliver daily throughout the entirety of Rainbow Sparkle Bullshit Month.
"I wish I knew how to fucking quit you."
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- Part 2 of matterverse
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29 Jun 2023
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“What if I don’t want to choose?” Keeley asked, even though she knew that was impossible. She would have to make a choice, even if it was to value her friendship with both over choosing either of them.
“What? Like date both of us at once until you figure it out?” Jamie asked.
Roy was staring at Jamie now. Or maybe glaring. It was hard to tell.
“What if I just want two boyfriends?” she asked.
She had meant it as a joke to try to lighten the mood. But as soon as the words left her mouth, she wanted to take them back.
They weren’t laughing. They didn’t look like they thought she was joking.
Set after season 3. Keeley doesn't know what to do about having feelings for both Roy and Jamie. They agree to her having separate relationships with each of them, but as time goes on the lines between Roy and Jamie get more and more blurred.
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- Part 1 of Bizarre Love Triangle series
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23 Jun 2023
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“Amsterdam’s our thing, innit? It’s tradition. It’s like—the anniversary of when you learned to ride a bike. Your bikeversary.”
One year on, and they're playing Ajax again, in the fucking Champions League. After, Jamie has plans.
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13 Jun 2023