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The shop settles again. Outside, the sky’s gone black. Summer's coming. Seagulls wheel past like giddy children, and you can hear the static of the sea.
“Hey,” Techno says eventually, quietly, pausing to look at Wil. “Take out the bins, would you?”
Wilbur groans, pushing off the counter. “Why me?”“Bruh. Because I’m doin' everything else?”
Wilbur drags himself to the back door, feet thumping against the still wet, still sticky tiles. As he passes, he bumps his shoulder against Techno’s again. (Techno will miss this)
“I’ll have you know, Techno,” he says, hauling the bin out with a grunt. “I do most the work around here. You’d be absolutely useless without me.”
And he grins, as if it’s just a joke. Like it’s just another line, just another part of the twin thing they have.Then he’s gone out the back, and the doors swing shut behind him.
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or, when Techno’s annoying, idiotic, stupid twin brother doesn’t come back after taking out the bins, he must find him. Nobody else will.
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Techno hands over the shirt like a man presenting evidence at his own trial. Wilbur unfolds it, then holds it up. He is quiet for a long moment. Then his mouth twitches.
“Did you do this with your feet?”
“I did it in the dark.”
“The dark did not do this. As you said, this is a deliberate choice,” Wilbur smiles, running his thumb over the collar. His fingers are long and nimble, nothing like Techno’s. “You sewed a hole closed and created three new ones in the process. Mitosis.”
Techno scoffs, crossing his arms, but there's a stupid grin on his face. “It's called innovation, Wilbur.”
“It's called being a shit seamist,” Wilbur turns and picks up a needle and a roll of thread from off the stand, borrowing it. “Sit down. Actually, don’t sit down. You’ll look more pathetic standing, you will.”
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Or, an AU where Techno and Wilbur are in The Hunger Games and Wilbur definitely does not lose his mind
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Techno looks away first, somewhere just over his shoulder. The far wall has a map pinned across it… topographical, dotted with little red circles that Techno doesn’t recognise. He doesn’t ask.
“Wilbur’s good,” Techno says eventually, voice distant. “I know he’s good.”
“Then you know he’s wasted anywhere else.”
“He’s not ready.”
Dream’s voice stayed flat. “Neither were you.”
Techno wants to argue that. Wants to say something, anything, that’ll cut through the politics and coldness and anger Dream worked into every word. But he can’t.
Because… because maybe Dream has a point.
He got his license at sixteen. Was flying with ranked officers at seventeens. Called a prodigy years before that. No one asked him if he was ready. They just gave him wings and pointed at the sky.
He’s still not sure if he came back down.
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OR, Techno is in a perpetual state of being ill but is too goated to be let go from being a fighter pilot, so he teaches young adults how to fly instead. In particular, Private W. Soot, a prodigy who refuses to be anything less than perfect. Techno learns he should've just quit when he had the chance.
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"It wasn't raining when I left." by prishprish for Unhonest-Iago (Trashland_Llamas)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
30 Mar 2026
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Fundy goes to Techno's place on accident, ends up staying for a bit.
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“Anyway,” Phil continues briskly, like he did not just admit to something suspiciously close to concern. “There’s not enough soup. So if you want some, you can make it yourself.”
Techno stares at him, mouth slightly agape.
“I’ve been trudging through snow for days, Phil,” Techno says, disbelieving. “I fought off a polar bear!”
Phil snorts. “You definitely started it though.”
“It’s a long story.”
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or, Techno comes home after months, and Phil makes him soup without Techno asking for it at all
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motorcycles and tea by ruuinxs
Fandoms: 同級生 | Doukyusei | Classmates - Nakamura Asumiko (Anime & Manga)
22 Apr 2024
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“Come on,” Kusakabe coaxes, “I’ve got helmets. You can hold on real tight. It’s a short ride. If you really hate it, we’ll get off and I’ll walk you home.” He looks up at Sajou through his eyelashes, abandoning the vehicle for a moment and walking a bit closer. Reassuring fingers intertwine with his, and Sajou bites the inside of his cheek.
“You’re terribly persuasive,” he murmurs into their little bubble. Kusakabe takes that for the answer it is, pulling away and jumping with a smile.
OR: Kusakabe takes Sajou home on his motorcycle, and antics ensue.
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SBI + beeduo superheroes au
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“So, theoretically, if I were to trade my soul with you, is it possible to get money in return?”
A drag of silence passes. The demon’s smile fades into a blank expression that could almost be called confusion.
“...Yes…” The demon trails off. “You could, but couldn’t you go bigger than that?” It phrases the question as an offer, a chance to make the deal at least a bit complicated. Demons don’t like simplicity, it seems.
Shame, because that’s all sleep-deprived Wilbur cares for.
“What could be bigger than Money?” Wilbur asks, raising his eyebrows and clapping his hands together. He then winces with a curse, having forgotten about the fact his palm is still sliced open.
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16 Sep 2025
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Techno's eyes portrayed something strangely familiar.
He wasn’t looking at him in malice. He did not point at Tommy and laugh, unlike how some of the other hunters had. Barely able to contain their anticipation at the sight of the ticking clock and Tommy’s collection of wrong answers.
No, Techno’s eyes refused to leave his own. Ember red carving molded shapes of themselves into petrified blue, and Tommy could finally place where he’d seen that look before.
It hung off of every street kid in The Pit. Dripped from drugged faces in dingy alleyways at night. He’d seen that look on his very own face, in the harsher of winters or when the lottery grain inevitably ran dry.
Techno’s eyes read that of raw want.
And they were currently fixated on Tommy.
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An altered AU of the hunger games, in which the all powerful Empire hosts the annual Hunt.
An event where teen nobles chase down the unfortunate participants to either claim or sadistically kill.
When Tommy volunteers in place of his best friend, he’s determined to not die off without a fight.
But what happens when his rebellious attitude accidentally catches the attention of a particularly powerful family.
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child, how happy are you sitting in the dust? by seasonaldepressionclub
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), コタローは1人暮らし | Kotarou wa Hitori Gurashi | Kotaro Lives Alone (Anime)
13 Jul 2023
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Technoblade, Phil Craft, and Wilbur Soot were all neighbors in the same apartment building living parallel lives, never meeting. It was the same thing, day in and day out.
That was until their new neighbor, four-year old Tommy, arrives and claims to be the sole tenant in his unit.
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or, neighbor SBI help protect Tommy as a lil toddler living alone