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COMMENCE REPRODUCTION by the meat machine (problemsloth) for laststeinbock
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 Sep 2026
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JANE: I can bring humanity back.
JANE: We don't need ectobiology. I have a perfectly good uterus. It'll do.
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Or, Crockertier Jane gets pregnant, and pregnant, and pregnant, and has no feelings on the matter whatsoever. Really, none at all. Would I lie to you? -
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As a former scholarship student, you know well that the cardinal rule for a mouse like you to succeed in polite society is this: never be seen to do anything untoward.
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furrytown vorescapades by the meat machine (problemsloth) for the real domino hyena (domino_hyena)
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Jun 2026
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Dave and Terezi learn to stop worrying and love the vore.
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Lackey Charms by the meat machine (problemsloth) for EXCALIBURS_DEATH
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Jun 2026
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Hearts, stars, horseshoes, Clover and blue moons, Caliborn, Crowbar, and a feisty pack of goons. It's magically depraved!
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IN WHICH A STUDLY CHERUB USES THE DIRK HUMAN AS HIS OWN PERSONAL "PORN STAR". AND HAS NOTHING BUT CORRECT, MANLY FEELINGS ABOUT IT.
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It's always been you and Lil Cal against the world.
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When you were a kid, you knew a girl with a pretty big crush on you, which was unfortunate, because you're gay. Now you're an adult man, and so is he, so maybe you could give it another shot. You have zero ulterior motives.
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08 Oct 2026
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For all your objectively finer accomplishments in the areas of both technological skill and the archival of media from a long-dead civilization, this is the one you're most proud of, by far.
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08 Oct 2026
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Egbert John has everything he needs; a loving family, good friends, and great laughs. But when John gets a letter from a mysterious and beautiful Troll, will he realize there were things he didn't know he wanted? Get your patience tested in.. DAI~KIRAI
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25 Sep 2026
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25 Sep 2026
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Homoousion (/ˌhɒmoʊˈuːsiɒn, ˌhoʊm-/ HO(H)M-oh-OO-see-on; Ancient Greek: ὁμοούσιον, lit. 'same in being, same in essence', from ὁμός, homós, "same" and οὐσία, ousía, "being" or "essence") is a Christian theological term, most notably used in the Nicene Creed for describing Jesus (God the Son) as "same in being" or "same in essence" with God the Father (ὁμοούσιον τῷ Πατρί).
A treat for fruityrumpass for Drone Season 2026.
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24 Sep 2026