Gifts for problemsloth
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Dave has a tendency to leave behind useful trinkets and hidden clues for Dirk to find while tidying up, making cleaning up after him more scavenger hunt than chore.
The latest reward is a sketchbook: a pornographic blueprint of total surrender. The drawings depict a man who looks exactly like Dave, being groped while in a state of slumbering vulnerability. All that remains is for Dirk to accept the invitation.
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A Breed of Their Own by hiredPencil for the meat machine (problemsloth)
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Aug 2026
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Equius and Dirk are centaurs who are being bred together for future racing stock for the Crocker Corp centaur racing division in this fantasy world I have vaguely handwaved about.
I got so excited about drawing this prompt that I missed an important detail but I sure hope problemsloth still likes it
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on the windows of the skull by quixxotique (crownlessliestheking) for problemsloth
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Jun 2026
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CALIBORN: The stupid shades. Are not going to be disgusting. Here in my mind.
HAL: Is that where we are?
HAL: Explains the emptiness.
GAMZEE: (honking laugher)Alternatively, 4 dudes, 1 skull. A play in 3 parts (and some change.)
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Thank you, Miss Guillotine by DeadFlapbeastEater for the meat machine (problemsloth)
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 Sep 2025
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Jane and Dirk have both been defeated and decapitated, but are still quite alive. Frustrated and bored, they agree to a new take on community service: satisfying the freedom fighters sexually. Having sex while your body is separate from your head is a novel experience, but one which may have its benefits...
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Reverse Uno Card: Remix by redsandoranges for the meat machine (problemsloth)
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Feb 2025
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Your name is Dave Strider you’ve just resigned yourself.
No dissing on others who’ve found a way to be fine with their (your) condition but you’d hoped at some point during middle school you’d present the way your friends had.
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But what if it was Dirk instead?
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The trolls need a new mothergrub, and Jane's Life powers make her an ideal candidate. Shes got some eggs in the oven.
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david; goliath by quixxotique (crownlessliestheking) for problemsloth
Fandoms: Homestuck
27 Dec 2023
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You don’t speak during this part, only ever guide him with gentle touches so he moves the way you need him to. You want to tell him he’s being good, how you barely need the strings at all to bend him to your will, but you don’t. It’s more difficult than you expected; at some point, you got used to praising him.
That’s because at some point, he got used to being good.
But puppets aren’t good. They just are.
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A fill based on The Meat Machine (problemsloth)'s desire for Caliborn to get himself a big belly through any means possible!
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[Podfic] goddamn babies by problemsloth by Podfic Pseud (MermaidMayonnaise) for problemsloth
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Jan 2023
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The baby you brought home from the record shop ain't quite what you expected. You roll with it.
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He said it was either him or the—
“—puppet when we fuck,” Dave groans.
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While James is blessed with two partners, the one who is a few years younger than him definitely has an...interesting attitude sometimes. With a bit of help from the more experienced Hass Harley, perhaps there's a way to take him down a few notches and mellow him out somewhat. If only James can get in touch with his more dominant side successfully.