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    Stranger: u play hockey?
    You: Yes. You?
    Stranger: ya
    Stranger: what level?
    You: University, what about you?
    Stranger: mlh
    You: Yeah, sure lol
    Stranger: am serious
    You: Okay, well I don’t believe you. Why would an MLH player be on Omegle to talk about hockey lol
    Stranger: maybe i like to inspire people

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    19 Jul 2026

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    "Chlamydia?" Ilya has never heard Hollander's voice reach such heights in the absence of a cock. "You have chlamydia?"

    "I did not get it on purpose," Ilya complains.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Shane is jerking himself steadily to Ilya pushing inside him for the first time with a deep grunt when a notification pops up at the top of his screen. 
    He’d forgotten to turn on “Do Not Disturb”. Fuck.
    Ilya: U up?

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    Shane watches one of his and Ilya's old sex tapes after they have split up, but he gets rudely interrupted.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.

    The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”

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    Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.

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    10 Jul 2026