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    Richie Tozier has one hell of a birthmark.

    Or, the obedience curse fic that literally no one asked for.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    “Here it is,” Richie says, flinging an arm out. “Me casa es your casa.”

    “I don’t think that’s how you say it,” Eddie says.

    (Or, Richie and Eddie, after.)

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    09 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Oh YES

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    "Yeah, he supplied him with drugs, but that was it. Nam-gyu was all too aware Thanos could not give less of a shit if he lived or died. The thought tugs a bit at his heartstrings, but Nam-gyu knows the truth behind the statement no matter his feelings on it. The bastard couldn’t even remember his fucking name, for God’s sake, no matter how many times he corrected him. It just felt like a cruel joke at this point, just another way to get Nam-gyu begging for any inkling of attention Thanos was willing to spare him.

    And, fuck, did it work. Nam-gyu would be an idiot to even try to deny it. Thanos had him like a dog on a leash, punished with a sharp tug on his collar and rewarded with a pat on the head, both actions just making him come back for more and more. It was desperate. Pathetic. But Nam-gyu couldn’t help himself, he wanted to be everything Thanos wanted him to be, even if that was his fucking dog. His good boy."

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    Nam-gyu might just be a little too desperate for Thanos's attention.

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    08 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AGAHHHhhhhHGgg

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    The first time he meets Peter Parker, Johnny Storm almost kills him. It’s not the best way to start a relationship, but then Johnny has never been one to back down from a challenge. Maybe his best friend Spider-Man can help.

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    05 Apr 2026

  5. Rec 15

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    Domestic Thangyu Week
    Day 8: free day

    After a dozen mindless posts, he comes across a post that stops him in his tracks.

    It’s a doll. Crochet. About the size of Nam-gyu’s palm, with a shock of purple yarn hair in a fade that could have been cut by the same stylist Thanos swears by. The doll is dressed in a black, tiny, hand-sewn leather vest. Someone, somewhere, has stitched in miniature silver chains, and in the blurriest close-up, they’ve even sewn in Thanos’ neck tattoo with careful black thread.

    Nam-gyu blinks. Stares. Leans in, squints, then leans back as if it might leap off the screen and throttle him. 

    The caption is an atomic bomb of cute: “mini Thanos, stage outfit 2022 💜✨ #handmade #idol #crochet #fanart”

    Below it, a wave of comments, all identical in their collective shriek—”I NEED ONE” “SO CUTE!!!!!” “this looks just like him omg”—with enough heart emojis to short-circuit his phone.

    His thumb hovers. He doesn’t want to see more. He absolutely does.

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    02 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oh god yes