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    Shane Hollander-Rozanov ✅ @shanehollander 8:56 a.m. [Paris]
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    I have been asked many times what it’s like being married to Ilya Rozanov. I’ll give you all a snippet of the texts he sends me.

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    Shane's flight from Paris is delayed, and he's hungry, tired, and missing his husband. He decides to give the world an idea of what it's like to be married to the #1 chaos gremlin of the league through Ilya's no-context texts.

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    28 May 2026

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    The league reacting to Canada's golden boy and modern hockey god Shane Hollander signing with Ottawa to be with his husband. Did we mention that the husband is Ilya Rozanov, the league's bad boy and also a modern hockey god?

    (As told through texts (mostly), mainly focusing on Eastern Conference boys).

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    27 May 2026

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    25 May 2026

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    24 May 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov’s husband sends him to the grocery store for basil under a time constraint.
    Unfortunately, Ilya grabs the first shirt he finds in Shane Hollander’s closet.
    Unfortunately, the shirt says HOLLANDER 24 on the back.
    Unfortunately, someone on hockey Twitter notices.

    Or: Ilya Rozanov accidentally outs his secret relationship with Shane Hollander while buying groceries.

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    24 May 2026