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Pour Decisions by hermacology
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Mar 2026
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Hayden Pike and his group chat of coworkers are pretty sure their new manager Shane has a parasocial obsession with a professional hockey player.
He talks about him constantly, knows everything about him, watches every game, and even has candid photos of him that are definitely not available through conventional sources. So naturally, they decide to intervene to find him a man who actually knows he exists.
Shane, for his part, has no idea what they're talking about.
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07 Apr 2026
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I Wanna Be Somebody To Someone (Someone To You) by stabthroughme
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Apr 2026
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Vegas, MLH Awards, 2014: Ilya Rozanov wins MVP and decides to make Shane Hollander experience Vegas.
Boston, November, 2016: Ilya calls Shane his husband while making him a tuna melt. Weeks later he's traded to New York.
New York, March, 2017: Scott Hunter is forced to realize he is incredibly fond of Ilya Rozanov, and knowing what he does, Shane Hollander is on really fucking thin ice.
or: the fic where Ilya and Shane get married in 2014 and Ilya is forced to care about Scott when he's traded to New York in 2016. So he noticed things. And he's there, on the ice, when Scott kisses Kip for the whole world to see.
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- Part 14 of In The Loonie Bin (Mars' Hollanov Fics)
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07 Apr 2026
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Three Times People Noticed Ilya and Shane Seeking Affection + One Time They Seek It Alone by stabthroughme
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
05 Apr 2026
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Shane has always been a person who craves physical affection from those closest to him, but asking for it is hard for him.
Ilya has always been a person who craves physical affection, and has sought it out in largely unhealthy ways.
Even someone like Cliff Marleau who doesn't know the truth can see how instinctively they seek each other out for physical touch. Those in the know worry about them.
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- Part 12 of In The Loonie Bin (Mars' Hollanov Fics)
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05 Apr 2026
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The problem is, no one knows how to market Ilya Rozanov's (in his own words) sexy Euro masculinity to an audience of white straight men.
He needs the best. And if it happens to be his secret lover’s mother who despises his very existence, so be it.
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See? That is what I need. Do not care that you are not professional. You are best
This is Ilya RozanovYuna
This is a fucking joke, right?
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05 Apr 2026
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all around you, all the time by peculiarblue
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Mar 2026
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“I am out for the season?”
“Probably."
“Are you by any chance looking for a trophy husband?”
“Ilya.”
“Yes? No?”
“It’s one season, Ilya, we’re not—it’s bad because you’re hurting, not because—I’m not letting this fuck anything up for us, okay? We’ll figure something out,” Shane says, resolutely.
or, you know what they say about the best laid plans
ilya’s first year in ottawa looks a little different than originally planned, maybe sort of because he ends up spending it recovering a broken leg in his boyfriend’s apartment, but probably mostly because he meets jackie pike
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04 Apr 2026