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    Jason hates Tim. Really, he does. Just don't look too closely at it, okay?

    Title from 'An Unhealthy Obsession' by Blake Robinson Synthetic

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    A collection of loganpool fics with the miscommunication trope. All set in the same universe, although they could technically be read as standalones.

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    Bruce’s brain takes a moment to reboot. “Your parents are in South America?”

    “Yes.” 

    He’s not sure why he’s so surprised – the Drakes are known for their work in archeology, and not much of that can be done locally. Still, he assumed that they took Timothy with them when they left the country for work. It seems a shame to leave him with a nanny this close to Christmas. 

    “Okay,” he says, erasing the numbers typed into his phone. “What’s your nanny’s number, then?”

    “My what?” Timothy looks scandalized. 

    “Your babysitter? Whoever is in charge of you while your parents are gone,” he clarifies. 

    “I’m in charge of me when my parents are gone,” Timothy says proudly, his little chest puffing out. “I’m the Man of the House.” 

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    Tim gets to spend Christmas with the Waynes! This will not have lasting consequences, I'm sure.

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    08 Oct 2026

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    Very slowly, Dean turns. 'How'd you know I was here about a room?'
    'Power of deduction,' says Castiel, leaning against the doorway. 'I mean, you're not after pot, and I'm pretty sure we haven't slept together.' He grins wolfishly, gaze sliding over Dean's body. 'You, I'd remember.'
    Dean's been hit on by guys before, but never so blatantly, let alone by a semi-naked dude in a kimono. A hot blush warms his cheeks, and he covers his shock with cockiness, tilting his head and grinning. 'Sorry to disappoint you, Cas, but I don't swing that way.'
    Castiel throws back his head and laughs. 'And you want to live here? What, did your friends put you up to this?'
    'Actually, yeah.' Dean raises an eyebrow. 'Is that a problem for you?'

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    23 Aug 2025

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    In which Tony Stark really is as evil as everyone says he is, the Winter Soldier is a millennial who listens to the Arctic Monkeys, and why anyone decided to put the guy with 70 years worth of assassinations listed on his resume on non-lethal missions is beyond either of them.

    Either way though, Winter’s getting a promotion.

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    12 Jan 2025

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    Time and space are funny, funny things. Everything that has happened and will ever happen does so at once, both repeating in perpetuity and at the same time never existing at all.
    Even Fallen, Castiel understands that.

    Or, the one where endverse!Castiel stumbles upon Demon!Dean, and the result is exactly as dirty and blasphemous as one would imagine it to be.

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    15 Oct 2024

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    It would be tempting to say the propensity for physical violence in their relationship is gone, but nothing is created or destroyed, it would seem. While the urge to kill each other has faded it’s translated into tension between them hot and wet enough to grow orchids, and it’s taken the willpower of gods to keep them from fucking nasty about it. They're managing.

    The thing is, Wade doesn’t want to manage anymore.

    Wade drags Logan out on a little heist hoping to finally get him to make a move.

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    08 Aug 2024