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    In a dusty New Mexico town where motorcycles are a way of life, Wile E. Coyote has just one goal: to beat the Road Runner. The elusive racer blows into town without warning, leaves everyone else choking on his dust, and disappears again before Wile E. can figure out where the hell he came from or what makes his bike so fast. As the town mechanic, Wile E. has spent more time, money, and effort than he’d care to admit in pursuit of catching him. And so far, he’s failed every time.

    Then Foghorn Leghorn arrives with plans for a three-day motorcycle race promising big crowds, bigger money, and some of the best riders in the country. With Road Runner sure to compete, it should be Wile E.’s best chance yet to finally beat him. Except there’s a lot more money riding on the race than what’s waiting at the finish line. Betting has already sprung up around the local races, and Leghorn’s event is attracting people interested in more than simple racing.

    And by the time Wile E. realizes the riders themselves may be in danger, beating the Road Runner is no longer the only reason why he needs to catch him.

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    28 Oct 2026

  2. Rec 28

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    Martin never worked in the archives. He's always worked in the library.
    So why won't the Archivist leave him alone?

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    Instead of working for Peter Lukas, Martin forgets his time in the archives. It would be safer to keep his distance.
    Jon does not.

     

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    21 Sep 2026

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    Martin Blackwood was a rather unremarkable person with a rather unremarkable life. But when a supernatural encounter causes him to give his statement at the Magnus Institute he can't help but develop a little crush on the Head Archivist. Soon after he begins having constant nightmares of his encounter, all the time watched by a creature that is all eyes.

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    18 Sep 2026

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    Buck didn’t expect a warm welcome when he returned to the 118 after the lawsuit, but he also didn't think his teammates’ anger would last forever. When months go by and Buck is still all but invisible to the team, he decides that everyone would be less miserable if he worked anywhere else.
    But leaving the 118 behind is no easy feat, and Buck isn’t sure if he can fully let go of the people he loves…especially his partner and his favorite kid. While Buck tries to figure out how to navigate his new life and care for his family from a distance, Eddie is forced to confront the Buck-shaped hole in his life and the realization that this time, it might be up to him to fix things, especially if there's any hope of getting Buck back where he belongs.

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    11 Aug 2026

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    A roommate is defined as “a person with whom one shares a room.”

    Theo would say a roommate was more along the lines of, “The person who's the bane of his existence. The weirdo that sleeps for days. The spaz that exercises at 3am. The guy with a revolving door of annoying friends. An insufferable human being that Theo has no control over living in his room.”

    Example:

    Theo hates his roommate Liam.

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    10 Aug 2026