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Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
18 May 2026
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Something unreadable is on Kakashi’s face, but he doesn’t seem impressed. “You two are eloping?”
“No,” Naruto says pointedly. His gaze drops to the floor. For once, he chooses his words carefully. “But if he can’t stay, then I’ll go with him.”
Kakashi’s voice is grave. “You’re the number one candidate for Hokage. You tirelessly ranted on and on about how this is your dream. Are you going to give up all that hard work?”
“It’ll just be a little while,” Naruto mutters, not quite believing himself.
“Surely you aren’t that naïve, Naruto,” Kakashi warns. “If you leave with Sasuke, I don’t think we’ll ever see you again.”
“I’m not being naïve,” Naruto says. “I would come back.”
Kakashi’s voice has dropped any pretence of humour. “I thought you hated people who lie to themselves the most.”
After their legendary battle and final fight in the Valley of the End, Naruto slowly heals in the hospital. Sasuke doesn’t.
Three years later, whilst on a diplomatic mission to the Hidden Grass Village, Naruto encounters a masked mercenary who takes him by storm.
Cover art drawn by leah_0g on Twt!
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08 Mar 2026
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Eight years after the war, the world had finally stabilized. The heroes who once stood at its center had settled into more peaceful lives. Most of them were married, with children, and with reputations carefully built to reassure the public that peace had been worth the cost.
Normalcy suited them.It just never seemed to suit Naruto.
His private life had become a subject of relentless fascination, speculated on by nearly everyone, yet truly known by no one. Not even those closest to him.
What remained unseen was that for five years, the war's greatest hero had been involved with the one man the world still did not quite know how to forgive.
Sasuke may have been redeemed on paper, but his name was still a fragile thing, one best kept far from Naruto's life.Still, their relationship endured in secrecy. After all, no one would have ever seriously consider the idea that Uzumaki Naruto could be one of... those.
And it might have stayed that way!
If only someone had warned them that having unprotected sex with a Jinchūriki comes with consequences.
Especially when the beast sealed inside them has a way of making those consequences impossible to hide.- Language:
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08 Mar 2026
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When Taehyung’s competitive sister begs him to befriend the quiet outcast, Jeon Jeongguk, so she can finally outshine him in class, Taehyung agrees, thinking it will be simple. But the more time he spends with Jeongguk, the more he realizes that the boy is nothing like the rumors.....and getting close to him might change everything.
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20 Dec 2025
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This isn’t a PORNO.
This is a licensed, regulated, PURELY PROFESSIONAL, clinical breeding demonstration for the express purpose of showing medical students how alpha-omega pairs procreate.
Or:
Med students, omega Jimin and alpha Jungkook, both volunteer to simulate a breeding in front of their professors and med-school peers. But simulate is a slippery word.
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08 Dec 2025
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Alpha Jeongguk thrives on seducing and dominating other alphas, treating each conquest like a trophy. After breaking the heart of the most sought-after alpha on campus, he sets his sights on the new transfer student, Alpha Kim Taehyung. But Jeongguk is unaware that Taehyung is no ordinary alpha. He’s a different breed entirely, with secrets of his own. What starts as a game for Jeongguk quickly turns into a lesson in humility, as he learns the hard way that playing with fire doesn’t just burn. It consumes.
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05 Dec 2025