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    Hayden and JJ both look at each other, doing the same thing with their faces that Rose and Miles did.

    “Well, whatever you’re doing,” Hayden says, a slow grin spreading across his face, “keep doing it. Shane Hollander has a guy.”

    Shane coughs, choking on his own spit. “I have a what?”

    “A guy.” Hayden clarifies. “Like how I have an electrician guy and JJ has a concert guy. You have a club guy. This is your guy.”

    My guy, Shane thinks. He’s entirely too happy with that name for a very different reason.

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    Shane Hollander has a problem: he has a huge, embarrassing crush on the bouncer who gets him and his friends free drinks and admission. And it's not because he likes Shane. It has nothing to do with his cute freckles or the adorable blush that creeps across his cheeks. He’s just being nice... right?

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    26 Sep 2026

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    That's how he came across the video.

    It was something he would usually scroll past, since the video had no captions, and he liked to read along as he watched. But, the calm demeanor in which the man displayed is what made him stay.

    “How to get out of that situationship slash talking stage!

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    How Shane Hollander used the power of Instagram dating help vidoes to bag himself a smoking hot boyfriend.

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    25 Sep 2026

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    “Ah.”

    “‘Ah’,” Ilya repeats, giving him a look before he looks back to the tidily stacked frozen mouse packages in the freezer and makes a face as a little badly-hidden shudder moves through him. “Why the fuck do you have mice in your freezer, Shane? You are doing serial killer shit now? This is why you have cottage in the middle of nowhere? For serial killer things?”

    “It’s for Spaghetti,” Shane says.

    Ilya gives him an absolutely horrified look at that and turns a little green, which makes him remember that Spaghetti isn’t just his snake's name.

    “Not food!” He rushes to explain. “Not food spaghetti! Snake Spaghetti!”

    “What the fuck are you even saying right now,” Ilya says, looking honestly a little concerned that Shane might have something going wrong in his head.

    (Distancing himself from almost twenty years of owning a snake, Shane can indeed see why this situation might be a little alarming for someone on the outside looking in.)

    (It also clues him in to the fact that maybe it’s not just Spaghetti who should have gotten a little adjustment period.)

    (in which i give shane allergies AND a snake)

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    22 Sep 2026

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    i <3 snakes

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    Shane remembers the way the world tilted, how he stumbled out the door, how the air felt wrong in his lungs. He was laughing, he thinks. At one point. He was crying. He couldn’t tell the difference. Somewhere behind him, Hayden’s footsteps followed, distorted, distant, like they were coming through water.

    He remembers thinking, with a terrible and absolute certainty: Ilya is dead.

    And then, just as quickly, just as absurdly: I need to talk to Ilya about this.

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    Or: An alternate/expanded take on the days following the Centaurs' emergency landing, featuring Shane's inability to accept proof, Ilya's stubborn insistence on being alive, and the particular difficulty of loving someone whose heart has had every reason to stop, maybe even before the crash.

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    20 Sep 2026

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    Scent patches were mandatory for anyone participating in World Junior's, but a lot of the Russian guys Shane saw in the hotel or around the rink had them loosely attached to their necks or not quite centered over their scent gland. Shane had been on his way to his parents' car when the wind shifted, and he smelled that Rozanov, leaning against the wall and not-at-all-surreptitiously fishing a carton of cigarettes out of his pocket, must have been one of them.

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    19 Sep 2026

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