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Evil Abed says, “There are a multitude of ways to begin your villain arc. Some, less unpleasant than others.”
“Like what?”
There’s a pause in which Evil Abed waggles his eyebrows. Abed chokes.
“Oh, come on,” Abed says, voice taut. “That’s—this is crazy. Even for me.”
Or: Evil Abed tries to showcase the advantages of the villainous lifestyle. Abed isn't buying what he's selling.
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Law of the Instrument by the_hypercube
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
31 Mar 2025
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Vi was the first person to see Jinx clearly. She saw her for what she was—something else hiding inside of a child’s skin. Not like a snake, shedding its skin, which implies thought, progression, but something formless, changing without growing, a fluid filling whatever space it can find. A tool—not multipurpose like a Swiss army knife, but multipurpose like a hammer. To a hammer, everything looks like—well.
Or: Post season-1, Jinx and Sevika talk.
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Angel Dust Switches from Hustlers to The Devil Wears Prada by the_hypercube
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
19 Mar 2025
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“I’m going to pin it so it won’t pop up. We don’t want any creases or bumps, so I’m just going straight in.” Velvette almost finished with Is that okay, but changed tack at the last second. “You’re not going to be a pussy about this, are you?”
Angel Dust was grinning. “What, do you want me to flatter you?” He put on a squeaky falsetto. “It’s the biggest I’ve ever seen, I swear mister. I don’t know if I can take it.”
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comes on over, wants to drown his sorrows by the_hypercube
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Double Life SMP Series
02 Mar 2025
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“Okay," Joel said. He shook out his shirt before pulling it on again. "Okay. No hard feelings, but this isn’t happening.”
“What?” Etho didn’t move from his spot at the foot of bed. “No, Joel—you can—you can just talk me through it a bit.”
“Sorry. It’s just a personal rule—I don’t do gay awakenings anymore.” Joel stepped into his pants. “Bad for my mental health.”
Etho cast about for something to say in response to that, and eventually landed on the simple, but true: “I’m not gay.”
“Oh, god,” Joel said.
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A decade before Alastor and Vox fall out, and a few years before Vox meets Valentino, Alastor and Vox have a standing arrangement to get dinner once a week. For Vox, it’s the highlight of his week. For Alastor, it’s excellent entertainment.
Until it isn’t.
Or: Vox cooks for Alastor. It doesn't go well.
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Increase my astonishment, Shiro thought, and remembered the reverent way that Sam would say it, when they saw something new or unpredicted or beautiful. As if astonishment could always be increased, and that was always something to wish for.
Shiro knows he's forgotten a lot, but he has a feeling he never actually expected to make it back to Earth. The second thing he knows is that he can't stay.
(A retelling of s1e1.)Series
- Part 2 of World hanging upside down
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12 Apr 2026
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Prisoners in solitary confinement, Shiro had read, get through it by keeping to a strict routine. Or at least, the ones that survive it reasonably intact have all imposed a pattern of organization on their days. Funnily enough, long manned missions also kept a strict routine.
Shiro wanted to see the universe. The Kerberos mission crew might have been abducted by an evil interstellar empire, but he's sort of getting his wish.Shiro deals with being a captive and what it means for his crew, Earth's chances, and him.
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- Part 1 of World hanging upside down
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12 Apr 2026
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Being an amputee with a prosthetic limb is difficult enough. Having a solid metal alien prosthetic forced on you by another species entirely is even worse.
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Five times Shiro’s Galra arm caused him trouble in some way and another member of the team helped him out with it, and the one time the same arm is the only reason any of them survive.
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- Part 1 of A Little Bit of Maintenance
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10 Apr 2026
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rings of flowers round your eyes by Odaigahara
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
18 Mar 2024
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Grian stepped closer, frowning. The painting showed a man so steeped in some private horror that it billowed off the coarse linen canvas. It showed a figure that’d had a hand completely covering its face, Grian had thought, except now he could see an eye through those opened fingers, bright as an emerald and startled into wonderment, which was strange because verdigris should’ve darkened to brown too –
The eye was staring at him. Two eyes were staring at him, wide and shocked and delighted, and Grian had clearly hit his head on his way out of the vent, because the painting had changed. The figure hadn’t moved, exactly, but its position had shifted like a cel in an animated sequence. The man was standing, smiling, his teeth a white smear against the dark canvas.
“Oh, no, I’m hallucinating,” Grian groaned.
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- Part 28 of mcyt fic my beloved
- Part 8 of hermit/traffic sampler [personal favorites]
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will the curse be reversed if you say it backwards by Odaigahara for definitelynotaroughdraft (definitelynotshouting)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
18 Oct 2023
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The bassbeat drowned out conscious thought, and it took language with it. Grian couldn’t tell what people were saying. He could watch them, watch the colors play across cheeks and irises and the curves of strangers’ ears, their earrings, their weapons, but he couldn’t understand them. He was getting overwhelmed, and that was a bad thing. He’d worked too hard to get overwhelmed at concerts anymore.
The Watcher was up in the rafters, huddled in a corner above the sweeping lights. Grian could see him if he squinted, a darker speck of shadow in the dazzled-out gray of the venue’s high roof, but no one else would be looking. They’d go about their concert and the rest of their nights like nothing had happened, the side effects safely dispersed over a crowd of three thousand, and the Watcher would come out healthier. His cheeks would fill out a little.
He’d look more like Grian, and Grian--
Grian would look more like him.
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- Part 20 of mcyt fic my beloved
- Part 1 of back from the edge [hunger au recursive fic]
- Part 5 of hermit/traffic sampler [personal favorites]
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09 Apr 2026