torpidTelegnosis
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Five minutes is all Dave needs to ruin everybody's lives, apparently, especially his own. An accident in the labs begins the long and painful process of transforming into a troll, and though trolls may look remarkably similar to humans for creatures that evolved on different planets in different universes, they aren't the same at all. The transformation is debilitating, and he is forced to trust Karkat to take care of him and even keep him alive as his very insides shift within him.
Rose, meanwhile, begins work on some sort of solution -- after all, Seer of Light may as well mean Knower of Knowledge, right? She should know this. But her experience with breaking the rules is of little help when there are none to begin with, and she can hardly play with fire when it's not herself at risk of burns but her newly-discovered brother.
As time wears on with no solution, the meteor crew can't help but wonder: are they doomed? Or is there redemption for their timeline yet?
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When Jake receives a handful of messages from Dirk at an odd time, he doesn't think much of it. But when the conversation ends abruptly and is followed by complete radio silence from both Dirk and the Auto Responder for days on end, he begins to worry.
He later discovers that his worry was well-founded.
(Man could this description be cheesier. Whatever.)
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In the brief moment between Dave solidifying his expression and your heroic death, you can’t help but wonder if this isn’t some sort of karmic revenge.
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It's not until the fight is over that you see him.
I saw a really sad picture of Dave carrying Karkat's body and I wrote this short little thing and it's 4 am and I'm posting it for some reason.
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The three of you are lined up very neatly, you suddenly notice. One clean slice and it’s over.
One clean slice.
You harden your face and stare at Dave. You see the moment of confusion, the moment of understanding, the moment of horror, and finally the moment he resigns himself to the task and lifts his sword.
He flies towards you, and you fleetingly have a thought you’ve never had before.
Please let the katana break.
Can be read independently from Unite. Contains spoilers if you're not caught up.
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- Part 2 of Head or Heart
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you are the moon (try to tear my way in) by powerxtrip
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Apr 2026
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The MLH drafts at 17, because after 18 the bite has a 12% rejection rate.
Shane has been calculating that rate since the day he turned 10.
Aka 'what if they were werewolves'
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28 Jun 2026
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Keep Talking by five_ht
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
29 Mar 2026
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Turns out Shane was always a chatterbox, he just needed the right motivation. Have you heard the good word about our lord and saviour Ilya Rozanov?
Part one is a series of scenes wherein David Hollander demonstrates his superior emotional intelligence, Rose Landry collects besties like shiny marbles, Hayden Pike does his best (bless him), Yuna Hollander is everyone's momager, and Svetlana Vetrova commands the will of men.
Part two features Shane learning to extend his newfound communication skills to the bedroom, courtesy of some helpful coaching from Ilya.
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27 Jun 2026
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respectability politics by feedmyflame
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
25 Jun 2026
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Ilya didn’t go to the cottage, and he's feeling pretty Byronic about it. Scott Hunter…really does not have that context.
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26 Jun 2026
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babies born in the month of may by bitterbloodyorange
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Jun 2026
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Yuna does not say, I’m sorry, I miss my mom, I can’t keep anything alive.
There are parts of her she never wants Shane to see. She never wants Shane to know about the car she crashed at twenty, the herbs that died because she overwatered them, the miscarriages, or that she wanted to play on a hockey team very badly until she was thirteen. Only now, when her son is seventeen and her parents are long gone, does she understand her father had simply lied to her about the things he never could have forgotten.
Yuna Hollander and the Art of Raising a Winner Without Giving Him (or Yourself) Too Much of a Complex About It; Ilya Rozanov's Incomprehensive Guide to Charming Your Stoned Boyfriend
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24 Jun 2026
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contains shane spilling the oj and being too stoned to figure out how to walk around the puddle
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with your fists for once by luminoussbeings
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Apr 2026
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Hollander’s nails are clean and trimmed, his knuckles a little reddened. From the cold, not a fight, of course. Shane Hollander would not be one of those types of guys.
Ilya wonders what it would take to make him one.
or: Ilya needs to be touched. Provoking other players into hitting him has always been the easiest way, has always worked. Until Shane Hollander.
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24 Jun 2026