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TW: Slurs
Bruce hated queers with a passion. Everyone on his crew knew it, and they all liked to get him going about it when he was deep in his cups, egging him on through stories about all the posh little nancies he’d smashed into the dirt.
He went round with the boys once in a while to help them bust up a queer joint, when the situation called for a little extra muscle. Bruce *was* muscle, after all. Point him at a puff and they’re eating out of a tube.
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Bruce hated queers a whole hell of a lot, but not nearly as much as he hated himself for being one.(Or The tumultuous romance between Sean “Johnny Topside” O’Reilly and Bruce “Brute” the Splicer in the cold, harsh world of Rapture)
(Or Or My toxic yaoi masterpiece)
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“That’s your husband, Mr. Spade. Are you having.. memory issues?” This phrase sent half of the room into a flurry of activity, some of them leaving in a hurry while the other half began preparing various tests.
Spencer noticed none of this, reeling in his bed at what he’d just been told.
‘Husband’, huh?
A mix of emotions swirled inside of him, part of him purring in satisfaction at having a claim on someone so beautiful, the other…
The other part of him was a solid knot of dread, replaying the memory of the man flinching away from him and fleeing the room over and over, trying to put the pieces together— he was in the hospital, his gorgeous husband was *scared* of him, and he didn’t know what any of it meant.
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- Part 2 of Trials
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A collection of moments in the life of my OC, Arturius “Art” Bell.
A firbolg grad student obsessed with music and cryptids, who runs his university’s radio club and his own radio show from 3-4am every night about both that no one listens to.
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suddenly I see (another side of me) by uncouthulhu
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
25 Feb 2025
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AU where cosette follows her father back to the frontline and eponine lives on in boy-mode
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“I understand why this you think this is the best option, Detective.” Perhaps the whole situated had affected her more deeply than she’d originally accounted for, as his empathetic tone only served to make her more suspicious; her shoulders rising up defensively. “However, I cannot just let a Detective go out on the field alone.” He raised his hand again to stop her protests as they began, and he continued firmly, “I have a compromise.”
Chloe blinked, thrown off. “A compromise, sir?”
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The Life and Times of Arginett Endelon by uncouthulhu
Fandom The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
16 Jun 2020
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When Steve was little, he loved wearing soft, brightly colored sweaters, overalls, and pins he’d found in his mom’s jewelry box in his hair.
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26 Jan 2026
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The Safest Place I've Ever Known (Is In Your Arms) by wolfish_willow for Cammerel
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
13 Jul 2024
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Sick and tired of seeing the way a mute Steve Harrington is treated by his so-called "friends", Jonathan winds up accidentally befriending Steve himself (even if he doesn't know why he cares so much).
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19 Jan 2026
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"You passed your interview!"
"How quaint." Alastor clicked his tongue. "I believe there were other steps you missed."
The devil waved a hand. "What questions would I bother with? Availability? Past experience? Should I give you a written test for why you want this position?"
Alastor leveled him a flat stare.
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Alastor made a reckless decision to summon a demon from his mother’s old book of suspicious rituals as a means to get power and vengeance. He didn't know he would summon the King of Hell himself. After dying, falling to Hell, and catching Lucifer's eye, Alastor finds himself spending his afterlife essentially being a secretary to the King of Hell and occasionally nannying a naive Princess of Hell. Alastor is trying to fulfill his contract, but for some unholy reason, her father keeps trying to figure Alastor out
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- Part 1 of Apple Bites
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20 Nov 2025
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Five times Steve gets left out, and one time he speaks up.
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13 Oct 2025
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If Release is what You Need, Just Come to Me by orphan_account
Fandoms: Django Unchained (2012)
08 Feb 2013
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Schultz tells Django of his frowned upon sexual preferences. Django would be lying if he said he didn't think it was odd, but then again, what isn't odd about his entire situation?
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19 Sep 2025