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81. Residents are not allowed to eat a tire while someone else plays Flight of the Bumblebee.
82. I understand that you're already dead and wounds heal quickly here, but that does not mean you should challenge each other to sword fights.
83. Residents are not allowed to try roasting marshmallows over Tim Stoker's head.
84. Residents are not allowed to teach each other how to swear in foreign languages.
85. Residents are not allowed to start "yo mama" fights.
86. Residents are not allowed to referee "yo mama" fights.
87. Resident Stranger avatars (and Residents who are not Stranger avatars but can mimic voices) are not allowed to use their voice mimicry to prank other Residents. Graham, I love you more than anything but you can't just demonstrate your Jigsaw impression while I'm looking for dish soap under the sink.
88. Resident Desolation avatars are not allowed to "spice up" games of Floor is Lava by setting the ground on fire.
89. Residents are not allowed to yell "SAXTON HALE!!!" and then bodyslam someone.
90. Residents are not allowed to blast "That's Amore" at max volume.
91. Residents are not allowed to shoot at each other with a bow and arrows.
91a. Even if the arrows are foam-tipped and shaped like hearts.
91b. Same goes for crossbows.
92. Residents are not allowed to replace anyone else's shampoo with hair dye.
93. If you want to send someone flowers, don't ask the Deliverymen to do it; none of their packages are ever normal. There will be a severed hand in that bouquet.
94. Residents are not allowed to hold swivel chair races on newly-mopped floors.
95. Resident Desolation avatars are not allowed to use their abilities to rocket jump. I swear to Terminus if I need to add one more rocket-jumping rule to this list I'm gonna lose it.
I will find out how to do it and there is nothing anybody can do to dissuade me-Tim