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retail therapy (the kind with orgasms) by sudokukidding
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
25 Mar 2026
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Summary
1. Hawkins is still a shithole, instead of the upside-down, it’s just currently one hundred degrees (thirty seven in Celsius for my European ass) with a one hundred percent chance of repressed sexual tension.
2. Mike Wheeler is wearing a sailor hat and despises Max Mayfield.
3. Will Byers is drawing things on napkins that would give his mother a heart attack and his therapist a career. While he is on the job, mind you.
4. Dustin is receiving the worst romance advice in the history of the Midwest.
5. Everyone is either horny, high or just a straight up a little shit. But atleast they’re employed!
or: It’s the summer of '89 and everyone is behaving like they have exactly one (1) shared brain cell. It’s a retail war. It’s a disaster. And the only thing Mike and Will are successfully maintaining is a state of constant, mutual arousal.