akatsuki_fics
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"If this is madness, then I was never sane."You’re the Uchiha’s best-kept secret.
Now that the truth is out, everyone thinks they know what to do with you.
The clan says control. The village says results.
And someone in the dark just says, “Mine.”
The men assigned to guard you?
They’re really bad at their job.────•⋅⊰༻♥༺⊱⋅•────
This is a story for slow-burn addicts who want to watch emotionally constipated men get wrecked.
It has lots of philosophical and psychological analysis (I like to pretend to be one of those tortured artist types).
Somewhat of a reverse harem where the men have sharingans and are trying to outdo each other for your heart. Character-driven, but dick-motivated. Can’t help myself, simping is my ninja way.
And yes, we’re gonna fuck a lot of people. But because we’re hopeless romantics, every fuck will make sense. It’ll be emotionally earned and character consistent. None of that “Itachi lets me sit on his face on the third date” shit.
Anyway, hopefully you’ll fall in love with some dangerous men who would do anything for you. <3
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- Part 1 of The Version That Saved You
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Akatsuki, meet cinnamon roll. Do try to keep her alive, please.
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After killing his fourth partner in the Akatsuki, Kakuzu has been ordered to undertake a long, arduous mission in the Land of Frost. To make matters worse, his targets are proving difficult to locate. His presence doesn't go unnoticed by a curious innkeeper who soon becomes entangled with the dangerous missing-nin.
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“I mean,” Deidara growls, “you’re you from the future.”
“Of course I am,” Itachi says, like Deidara is a bit slow.
“And I’m me from the future,” Deidara continues, feeling a bit hysterical. Whatever Itachi did with the chakra nexus on the forbidden island, it ended with both of them traveling through time. “What the F––,” Deidara yells, and then tries to punch Itachi in the face again.
OR: Deidara unwillingly signs up for Itachi's personal time-travel fix-it fic.
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Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes the immortal leader of a cult tries to summon the god of death and gets you instead. ‘Not dying’ just got a lot more complicated than ‘follow chemlab safety instructions.’ A tongue-in-cheek, Akatsuki-centric SI/OC.
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- Part 1 of Plasticity
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The Final Battle, AKA Deidara and Hidan's obsession with Obito Uchiha's body by 19bottlesofdishsoap
Fandoms: Naruto
14 Oct 2021
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The final battle is about to start. The ten-tails is about to be released, Obito has given his villain speech and the Akatsuki have allied themselves with the Shinobi alliance. Everything is going great, except Deidara and Hidan won't stop being gay.
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“I mean,” Deidara growls, “you’re you from the future.”
“Of course I am,” Itachi says, like Deidara is a bit slow.
“And I’m me from the future,” Deidara continues, feeling a bit hysterical. Whatever Itachi did with the chakra nexus on the forbidden island, it ended with both of them traveling through time. “What the F––,” Deidara yells, and then tries to punch Itachi in the face again.
OR: Deidara unwillingly signs up for Itachi's personal time-travel fix-it fic.
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Kisame and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day by Mixelation for fascinationex
Fandoms: Naruto
05 Jan 2020
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Itachi is sick, and Kisame tries to do a mission on his own. Things go very, horribly wrong.
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Akatsuki, meet cinnamon roll. Do try to keep her alive, please.
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A Series of Sexy Occurrences With Which Sakura Makes the Most of by Pleasedial123
Fandom Naruto
18 Apr 2021
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(REWORKED)
Sakura has the worst luck. Or the best. It could be seen either way.All she knows is she keeps running across smoking hot men and having smoking hot sex and she's quite okay with that. Although, it does bring troubles with it. If she had known how much trouble fantastic sex would be she would have...well maybe she would have done everything the same.
Love hotels, cage fights, undercover missions, and dark secrets are some of the least of it.
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