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During the battle at the department of mysteries, Harry follows Sirius through the veil. He arrives at a strange, alternate version of his world where there is no Voldemort, his parents are still alive, and there is already a Harry Potter in existence.
With every face a familiar stranger and his real friends out of reach, Harry must now navigate building all of his relationships from scratch— all while recovering from the scars that his own war-torn world has left behind.
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Going On Strike by RandomAssRaven
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Sep 2025
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Various members of 1-A are chilling in the common room of U.A. watching the news when a certain story pops up. The 1-A students say some very... Questionable things and Midoriya Izuku doesn't like it.
He doesn't like it one bit.
All Shinsou Hitoshi wanted was a snack, he swears it to the holy cat and coffee gods. But instead he gets a spiteful green bean and he can't say he regrets it.
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Horizon: Star Driven by RogueDruid (Icarius51)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Sep 2025
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When Izuku Midoriya was eight years old. He learned one of his first ‘truths’ of the world.
Not all men are equal.
When he was nine, he had a crisis of faith.
When he was ten, he found a second passion.
He found the stars.
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Wedding Album from Hera by ImmortalSimulacrum
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
28 Apr 2025
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Percy and Jason wake up in bed together in Vegas with no memories of the night before, rings on their fingers and a marriage certificate on their nightstand. One things for sure: Their girlfriends are going to be pissed.
The only thing they have that chronicles their Vegas adventure is a magical Wedding Album from Hera herself. What stories will it tell?
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Locked In Digital by RogueDruid (Icarius51)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Slender (Parsec Productions Video Games), Five Nights at Freddy's, Outlast (Video Games), Alien: Isolation (Video Game), Prey (Video Game 2017), BioShock 1 & 2 (Video Games), Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Dead Space (Video Games), Dark Souls (Video Games)
12 Nov 2024
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A day goes bad to worse for 14 year old Izuku Midoriya, as he wakes up trapped in a computer simulation with nine different Horror games. The only objective given by the madman who locked him in? Beat all nine games, or be deleted.
A year later, a very different Izuku shows up at the Gates of UA to take the entrance exam.
What horrors has he faced?
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The first two nights, Harry sleeps like the dead— or, well, maybe that's not the best comparison, given the number of inferi attacks reported lately.
He sleeps like a log. Like a dead log. An un-re-animated dead log. From an everyday, inanimate, non-whomping tree.
After that, Harry wakes up screaming more nights than not, and he even cries on the bad ones, which makes James cry too. In this regard, James reckons that his first week of parenting a full-grown teenage adult bears an awful lot of resemblance to parenting a newborn baby. He feels both blessed and terrifyingly out of his depth.
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- Part 2 of Still Preoccupied... With 1979
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Aether raises a brow, “Attached already?”
Xiao coughs lightly, “Don’t be foolish. I am merely offering my aid, as I’ve heard that child-rearing can be… a lot to handle on one’s own.”
Aether should have known it wouldn't be easy, raising a child, let alone raising one with someone he may or may not be developing feelings for. It certainly doesn't help that the child almost looks... exactly like them.
(An accidental child acquisition fic, inspired largely by the headcanons of Yanqing from Honkai Star Rail)
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Harry is eleven when he is handed a letter and told he is a wizard. Not only that, but he learns his parents are still alive, though incapacitated. This Harry Potter has no scar, no fame, and his horrible childhood is not the result of some grand plot but of an error in administration. Harry is eleven and his life is looking up. He has magic, a family, and a goal.
He will become the greatest healer Hogwarts has ever seen.
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- Part 1 of the pioneer's song
- Part 4 of ode to the blank spaces - ongoing hp long fics
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It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.
(This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)
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“Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.
“There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”
“How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”
“Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.
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Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721Series
- Part 1 of Still Preoccupied... With 1979
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Muggle Studies is Economics in Disguise by May_May_0_0
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Dec 2022
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Dumbledore’s train when he dies brings him to an alternate universe with Tom Riddle asking for the defense post. There, he rights his wrongs and hires Tom Riddle as a Defense Professor to keep him from becoming Voldemort. It works. (Mostly.) Canon!Harry does the same unintentionally when he is a Firm Adult and stumbles into this AU Hogwarts hoping to teach defense. He cannot bc Tom. There is only teaching one spot available: Muggle Studies. Chaos ensues as Muggle Studies becomes everyone’s favorite class and gains a reputation as the most difficult course at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle is enraged, concerned, and… turned on?